^*^*^*^Flint's POV*^*^*^*
So there I was, in a pretty black and blue dress looking, dumbfounded, at the boy in front of me with my jaw hanging open. It wasn't because he was outrageously hot. Nooooooo, it was because of what he just said. What did he say, you ask? He said "that's right, me" now those words don't seem incredibly baffling at first do they? No you have to hear the whole story to understand why such words would leave me speechless.
^*^*^*^5 minutes ago*^*^*^*
I was sitting on the couch chipping away at my blue painted fingernails. My mother was talking to the guests that I just HAD to meat. I don't see why I had to meat them if they were going to completely ignore me. The one lady - about my mothers age - was speaking to my mother about plans or something, the little girl - 5 - was hiding behind her mothers arm, the boy - probably the same age as me, 17 - was staring at the front door probably wishing he was anywhere but here, and their father sat beside the wife looking equally as bored as me.
It was the boy that surprised me most, he had looked - glared - at me like he wished I would get hit by a car or something ells that would result in my death - Point is he hates me - then he turned his head away and stared longingly at the door.
"doesn't that sound grate honey?" my mother turned to me.
"huh?" wow I sound sooooo smart.
"I said" she obviously knew I hadn't been paying attention and was annoyed "wouldn't it be grate if you could have your honeymoon in Italy" she had this big enthusiastic grin on her face.
"well I really don't know, I don't plan on getting married anytime soon"
Her grin drops just a little bit "well, sometimes things don't always go as we planed" what is she trying to say?
"what do you mean?"
The other lady puts her hand on top of mine and says "hon, you're marrying my son in one month" I blinked a couple times.
"who? HIM" I pointed to the boy.
He said "that's right, me"
^*^*^*^current moment*^*^*^*
I stood up "HELL NO!"
"Sit down" my mother said.
"I am NOT going to sit down! And I am NOT going to get married!" I yelled
"hon, just calm down. Sit down while we get your luggage packed in the car" my mother pulled me down to the couch. I didn't object, but when I was sitting on the couch I asked "wait a minute, I have luggage?"
"yes Flint we packed all your things for you last night"
After that they all left, I stayed on the couch completely dumbfounded. After awhile of sitting I got tired and fell asleep.
^*^*^*^Ash's POV*^*^*^*
The girl - Flint - had fallen asleep, I had suggested this weird thing called 'waking her up', but NOOOOOOO it would be just 'so cute' if I carried her to the car. When I picked her up my mom and Flints mom were all like 'awwwwww' like it was the cutest thing they ever saw. They even took pictures!
I made a big show out of carrying her even thou she really wasn't heavy at all. When I was in the car I had to buckle up Flint because if I didn't my mom would be angry and I would get in trouble. The driver began to drive (duh) to my house that I live in with my 3 best friends.
^*^*^*^ Flint*^*^*^*
^*^*^*^a long time after*^*^*^*
I poked the guys shoulder (I should really learn his name) again... he was starting to get angry.
"WHAT!" I mentally laughed.
"well if you're going to be like that then I have nothing to say to you" I crossed my arms and turned my head to look out the window.
Awhile later I decided I was hungry. "hey!" I said and poked him again.
He glared at me.
"I'm hungry" I whined.
"well that's your problem not mine"
I huffed "well FINE then!" then I started to continually poke him in the arm.
After awhile he said "stop it"
"no"
"yes"
"I'll stop when you buy me food!"
"buy your own damn food"
"I don't have any money"
"well sucks to be you"
"I'll pay you baaack" I whined.
"I am not stopping this car"
"well that's okay, your driver can stop it"
"no"
"well then he's not a very good driver." I stated matter-of-factly.
"that's not what I meant" and of course I knew that, I was just being annoying.
"well then you should have bean more descriptive!"
"well maybe I didn't what to be"
"hey" the driver said over the intercom. Seriously? And intercom in a car? "you guys hungry? you've bean in the car for awhile"
The ass and I both answer at the same time. I say yes and he says no. but I said it louder so I won!
"were do you want me to head to?"
"McDonalds!" I say happily. It has bean so long since I went to McDonalds.
"no way am I going to McDonalds, that place is for kids"
"ya right! I'm not a kid and I LOVE McDonalds."
"you might be 17, but you act like a 5 year old. I'm going to go and eat that food and then I'll start acting like you" I huffed, that was mean!
I crossed my arms and looked away from him, pouting I mumbled "I wana go to McDonalds."
"too bad"
^*^*^*^at the McDonalds place*^*^*^*
The guy (I keep forgetting to ask for his name) stared at the food in disgust. "why do like McDonalds anyway? Fast food is gross, expectably McDonalds."
I replied "because, McDonalds is the place were 'a kid can be a kid'" duh everybody knows that its on the commercials and everything.
"that's Chucky Cheese you idiot"
"Ya right! You are so mean! anyway meanie, what's your name?"
"I told you at your house!"
"well, obviously I wasn't paying attention!"
"Ash Stanley Sterling. that's my name. were you listening this time?"
I nod my head. There was something funny about his name "ash Stanley sterling" I mutter then I begin laughing.
"what is oh so funny?"
"your initials are A-S-S. which is just perfect for you because you're an a-" I was cut of by some person that decided it was time to ruin my joke.
"OMG! ASH! What are you, like, doing here? Are you back from the hospital?" some tall chick with an annoying voice asked. What is with people and there annoying high pitched voices?
"what? I wasn't at the hospital. And obviously I am here to tell her" he points to me "how discussing her choice in food was"
She frowns "of course you were at the hospital. Like, why ells would you brake up with me? You must have had some, like, serious head problems. And anyways, like, who is she?" wow!
I faked a snobby voice "like, couldn't you ,like, talk like a normal ,umm, person? Because, like, when you add 'like' to every other, like, word it gets sooooooooo ,like, ANNOYING. Like, you aren't even using the word 'like' right. Are you that ,like ummm, dumb?" if I never heard the word 'like' again it would be too soon.
"you should, like, move out of my seat before I, like, totally embarrass you."
"okay sure because I really fucking give a shit"
"you should!" she stomps her foot "Nobody will talk to you!" she leaned in really close to me and said "I'll get Ash to brake up with you"
"I am NOT dating ASH!"
"oh ya? Then why you sitting with him?"
We started talking at the same time, it was pretty annoying. Thankfully Ash stood up and yelled "JUST SHUT UP ALL READY!" everyone turned to look at us, grate (not). "Charity, you need to leave me alone. I am not going out with you anymore! So you cant go and ruin my date with my fiancée." date? The girls jaw dropped. Then she closed it, turned and ran away to a seat with another guy at it.
A.S.S grabbed my arm and pulled me back to the car. Well somebody was angry.
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thank you for reading! please tell me what you think this is my frist story ever!