<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/">  <channel>    <title>Wattpad - by ModerateAtBest    </title>    <link>https://yamur.dijitalkalp.com?mode=1&amp;language=1&amp;lim=&amp;search=&amp;utm_source=rss    </link>    <description>Wattpad - Discover a World of Unlimited Stories</description>    <image>      <title>Wattpad - by ModerateAtBest      </title>      <url>https://static.yamur.dijitalkalp.com/be/image/logo.gif?v=1776969696</url>      <link>https://yamur.dijitalkalp.com?mode=1&amp;language=1&amp;lim=&amp;search=&amp;utm_source=rss      </link>    </image><item><title>How To Ruin Your Life</title><link>https://yamur.dijitalkalp.com/293182804-how-to-ruin-your-life-step-1-be-a-jerk?utm_source=rss</link><description>&lt;b&gt;ModerateAtBest / 12 pages&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Piper hates herself. Everyone hates her, and she makes sure she keeps it like that. Her life motto has become &quot;ruin your life or die trying&quot;. She doesn&apos;t care. It&apos;s not like any of this shit even matters, right?

What the fuck is she going to do w...</description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Piper hates herself. Everyone hates her, and she makes sure she keeps it like that. Her life motto has become &quot;ruin your life or die trying&quot;. She doesn&apos;t care. It&apos;s not like any of this shit even matters, right?

What the fuck is she going to do when some new kid comes to her school and tries to be her friend? 

She finds herself not despising this kid with all her inner being, which is a new feeling. It&apos;s not that she&apos;s never had friends. That would be a lie. She used to have friends. 

When the English teacher assigns the two to sit next to one another, much to the chagrin of Piper and the aggravation of Audrey, one of Piper&apos;s old friends, things once again become messy. Well, this is going to be interesting.

&quot;I don&apos;t need this bullshit right now. Leave me the fuck alone.&quot;
-Piper, &quot;How To Ruin Your Life&quot;</p><a href='https://yamur.dijitalkalp.com/293182804-how-to-ruin-your-life-step-1-be-a-jerk?utm_source=rss'>Start Reading</a><figure><img src="https://img.yamur.dijitalkalp.com/cover/80417332-256-k243395.jpg" width="256" height="400" /><figcaption>How To Ruin Your Life</figcaption></figure>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Walther Mitty And The Plights Of Group Recovery</title><link>https://yamur.dijitalkalp.com/359154104-walther-mitty-and-the-plights-of-group-recovery-gr?utm_source=rss</link><description>&lt;b&gt;ModerateAtBest / 24 pages&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br/&gt;About the life of a girl named Walther Mitty

and the 
bloody knuckles,
anvil heart,
absentee parents,
and suicidal thoughts 

that she has to show for it.</description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>About the life of a girl named Walther Mitty

and the 
bloody knuckles,
anvil heart,
absentee parents,
and suicidal thoughts 

that she has to show for it.</p><a href='https://yamur.dijitalkalp.com/359154104-walther-mitty-and-the-plights-of-group-recovery-gr?utm_source=rss'>Start Reading</a><figure><img src="https://img.yamur.dijitalkalp.com/cover/96364161-256-k505021.jpg" width="256" height="400" /><figcaption>Walther Mitty And The Plights Of Group Recovery</figcaption></figure>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>How To Not Die</title><link>https://yamur.dijitalkalp.com/337977652-how-to-not-die-seventy-two?utm_source=rss</link><description>&lt;b&gt;ModerateAtBest / 12 pages&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&quot;But I am okay.&quot;

&quot;NO YOU&apos;RE NOT!&quot; He&apos;s nervously running his fingers through his dark brown hair.

&quot;Yes, I am. Everyone is always okay. I was committing suicide and being okay. You want to know how? Because okay is a word you say you are when you...</description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&quot;But I am okay.&quot;

&quot;NO YOU&apos;RE NOT!&quot; He&apos;s nervously running his fingers through his dark brown hair.

&quot;Yes, I am. Everyone is always okay. I was committing suicide and being okay. You want to know how? Because okay is a word you say you are when you want people to leave you the fuck alone. Everyone knows that okay is just a word that means you feel like you want to die, but you&apos;re stuck in forced human interaction. Okay is the second shittiest word in the English language.&quot;

&quot;What&apos;s the shittiest word?&quot;

&quot;Suicide. Makes it sound like it&apos;s a legal transaction between you and yourself, when all that happens is you try to die. They should call it attempted death or something. Suicide is a bullshit word the people use when they want to sound formal. The fact of the matter is that offing oneself is never formal. There are no rules to follow; you just have to try to make yourself die. Suicide is like a pickled herring, making its way down your throat with all the reluctance in the world and leaving a shitty aftertaste in your mouth.&quot;

After an &quot;attempt to die&quot;, Renée has to deal with the old and the new, leaving her wishing that she was dead and wishing she was alive all at the same time.</p><a href='https://yamur.dijitalkalp.com/337977652-how-to-not-die-seventy-two?utm_source=rss'>Start Reading</a><figure><img src="https://img.yamur.dijitalkalp.com/cover/91144654-256-k284191.jpg" width="256" height="400" /><figcaption>How To Not Die</figcaption></figure>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Fate</title><link>https://yamur.dijitalkalp.com/367462342-fate-one?utm_source=rss</link><description>&lt;b&gt;ModerateAtBest / 4 pages&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br/&gt;There&apos;s an unmistakably thin line between love and hate, between life and death, and between everything and nothing. Decima is living proof of this. Clove, her neighbor and probably her only friend, can&apos;t stand his chem partner&apos;s painful happiness...</description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There&apos;s an unmistakably thin line between love and hate, between life and death, and between everything and nothing. Decima is living proof of this. Clove, her neighbor and probably her only friend, can&apos;t stand his chem partner&apos;s painful happiness, her constant flirtation with death, or her poignant pointlessness. Nobody likes the extremist, but everyone loves her all the same. 

Life is a fucking joke and I&apos;m a nihilist and a jerk, so this story sucks and I&apos;m sorry, you probably shouldn&apos;t read this.</p><a href='https://yamur.dijitalkalp.com/367462342-fate-one?utm_source=rss'>Start Reading</a><figure><img src="https://img.yamur.dijitalkalp.com/cover/98393747-256-k241856.jpg" width="256" height="400" /><figcaption>Fate</figcaption></figure>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Songs To Love To</title><link>https://yamur.dijitalkalp.com/373145153-songs-to-love-to-you-are-loved-by-defiance-ohio?utm_source=rss</link><description>&lt;b&gt;ModerateAtBest / 2 pages&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Short snippets inspired by songs</description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Short snippets inspired by songs</p><a href='https://yamur.dijitalkalp.com/373145153-songs-to-love-to-you-are-loved-by-defiance-ohio?utm_source=rss'>Start Reading</a><figure><img src="https://img.yamur.dijitalkalp.com/cover/99779314-256-k880109.jpg" width="256" height="400" /><figcaption>Songs To Love To</figcaption></figure>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>CORRUPT</title><link>https://yamur.dijitalkalp.com/350025366-corrupt-i-am-bad?utm_source=rss</link><description>&lt;b&gt;ModerateAtBest / 1 page&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br/&gt;A bunch of poorly-written poetry about hating me. Come join the fun (or not. You should probably just ignore this).

All are welcome, few will stay, sure, that&apos;s fine and that&apos;s okay.</description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A bunch of poorly-written poetry about hating me. Come join the fun (or not. You should probably just ignore this).

All are welcome, few will stay, sure, that&apos;s fine and that&apos;s okay.</p><a href='https://yamur.dijitalkalp.com/350025366-corrupt-i-am-bad?utm_source=rss'>Start Reading</a><figure><img src="https://img.yamur.dijitalkalp.com/cover/94132514-256-k647128.jpg" width="256" height="400" /><figcaption>CORRUPT</figcaption></figure>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>What If?</title><link>https://yamur.dijitalkalp.com/280029994-what-if-existential-speeches?utm_source=rss</link><description>&lt;b&gt;ModerateAtBest / 20 pages&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&quot;But, what if we don&apos;t even exist? What if we&apos;re just two figments of someone&apos;s sick and twisted imagination. Does that even scare you?&quot;

&quot;What if the only thought that scares me is that you&apos;ll never shut up and just kiss me.&quot;

High school, existe...</description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&quot;But, what if we don&apos;t even exist? What if we&apos;re just two figments of someone&apos;s sick and twisted imagination. Does that even scare you?&quot;

&quot;What if the only thought that scares me is that you&apos;ll never shut up and just kiss me.&quot;

High school, existentialism, angst, and self-loathing. It truly doesn&apos;t get any better than this, does it?</p><a href='https://yamur.dijitalkalp.com/280029994-what-if-existential-speeches?utm_source=rss'>Start Reading</a><figure><img src="https://img.yamur.dijitalkalp.com/cover/77396368-256-k741161.jpg" width="256" height="400" /><figcaption>What If?</figcaption></figure>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Annoying</title><link>https://yamur.dijitalkalp.com/281439026-annoying-partners?utm_source=rss</link><description>&lt;b&gt;ModerateAtBest / 14 pages&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Winter is now of the more &quot;popular&quot; guys in school. No, he&apos;s not football captain or any of that cliché shit. He&apos;s an artist and an actor. Everything seems to be going well for him on the outside. 

Bring Ash, a spunky, witty girl, into the pictur...</description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Winter is now of the more &quot;popular&quot; guys in school. No, he&apos;s not football captain or any of that cliché shit. He&apos;s an artist and an actor. Everything seems to be going well for him on the outside. 

Bring Ash, a spunky, witty girl, into the picture, and Winter&apos;s whole world is thrown for a loop. They both hate each other, he because she&apos;s annoying, and she because he&apos;s rude.

It gets better, I promise you.</p><a href='https://yamur.dijitalkalp.com/281439026-annoying-partners?utm_source=rss'>Start Reading</a><figure><img src="https://img.yamur.dijitalkalp.com/cover/77723637-256-k8532.jpg" width="256" height="400" /><figcaption>Annoying</figcaption></figure>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>INEVITABLE</title><link>https://yamur.dijitalkalp.com/295346978-inevitable-life-longing?utm_source=rss</link><description>&lt;b&gt;ModerateAtBest / 2 pages&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br/&gt;It was always inevitable

We really don&apos;t have any kind of control

Any kind of power

Any kind of strength.

We are beings molded from meaninglessness,

Born into meaninglessness

To live in meaninglessness

To die in meaninglessness.

It was alw...</description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It was always inevitable

We really don&apos;t have any kind of control

Any kind of power

Any kind of strength.

We are beings molded from meaninglessness,

Born into meaninglessness

To live in meaninglessness

To die in meaninglessness.

It was always inevitable.



(AKA, ABSURDISM ISN&apos;T ABSURD)</p><a href='https://yamur.dijitalkalp.com/295346978-inevitable-life-longing?utm_source=rss'>Start Reading</a><figure><img src="https://img.yamur.dijitalkalp.com/cover/80907005-256-k663821.jpg" width="256" height="400" /><figcaption>INEVITABLE</figcaption></figure>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>WE&apos;VE ALL GOT HEARTS</title><link>https://yamur.dijitalkalp.com/318732243-we%27ve-all-got-hearts-chapter-1?utm_source=rss</link><description>&lt;b&gt;ModerateAtBest / 4 pages&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Ivy is the genius of her grade. No, she&apos;s not technically the very top of her class, but that&apos;s delving into technicality. She&apos;s kind, tired, and overall, the one everyone expects to have a prosperous future. What nobody knows is that she hasn&apos;t t...</description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ivy is the genius of her grade. No, she&apos;s not technically the very top of her class, but that&apos;s delving into technicality. She&apos;s kind, tired, and overall, the one everyone expects to have a prosperous future. What nobody knows is that she hasn&apos;t the slightest idea on what will happen after high school.

Holly, on the other hand, is quite arguably the least intelligent of the grade. He (yes, he) is known as an alcoholic and a chainsmoker, and is the &apos;stereotypical badass&apos; by first glance. You know, the usual. The plot twist about him isn&apos;t that &apos;he&apos;s actually got a soft side&apos;, either. This isn&apos;t a cliché novel written by pubescent girls, for pubescent girls.</p><a href='https://yamur.dijitalkalp.com/318732243-we%27ve-all-got-hearts-chapter-1?utm_source=rss'>Start Reading</a><figure><img src="https://img.yamur.dijitalkalp.com/cover/86373902-256-k110451.jpg" width="256" height="400" /><figcaption>WE&apos;VE ALL GOT HEARTS</figcaption></figure>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Delusional</title><link>https://yamur.dijitalkalp.com/300959849-delusional-bird-girl?utm_source=rss</link><description>&lt;b&gt;ModerateAtBest / 8 pages&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br/&gt;When a new student arrives, rumors of her past &apos;life&apos; spread through the halls of Tino&apos;s high school. He&apos;s heard everything from her talking to walls to her being a full-blown schizophrenic. No one knows anything except that she is crazy.

The rum...</description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When a new student arrives, rumors of her past &apos;life&apos; spread through the halls of Tino&apos;s high school. He&apos;s heard everything from her talking to walls to her being a full-blown schizophrenic. No one knows anything except that she is crazy.

The rumor problem doesn&apos;t get any better when she has a major outburst in class and is sent to the nurse.

Everyone has this piqued curiosity about this girl, but no one talks to her because they are too afraid of her having another &apos;episode&apos;. Tino, sick of dealing with rumors, goes to finds out what&apos;s really happening.</p><a href='https://yamur.dijitalkalp.com/300959849-delusional-bird-girl?utm_source=rss'>Start Reading</a><figure><img src="https://img.yamur.dijitalkalp.com/cover/82174329-256-k723669.jpg" width="256" height="400" /><figcaption>Delusional</figcaption></figure>]]></content:encoded></item></channel></rss>