<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/">  <channel>    <title>Wattpad - by MouseFun    </title>    <link>https://yamur.dijitalkalp.com?mode=1&amp;language=1&amp;lim=&amp;search=&amp;utm_source=rss    </link>    <description>Wattpad - Discover a World of Unlimited Stories</description>    <image>      <title>Wattpad - by MouseFun      </title>      <url>https://static.yamur.dijitalkalp.com/be/image/logo.gif?v=1777921162</url>      <link>https://yamur.dijitalkalp.com?mode=1&amp;language=1&amp;lim=&amp;search=&amp;utm_source=rss      </link>    </image><item><title>Til life do us part</title><link>https://yamur.dijitalkalp.com/1378702286-til-life-do-us-part-you?utm_source=rss</link><description>&lt;b&gt;MouseFun / 3 pages&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&apos; It&apos;s not you, it&apos;s me&apos; - the funniest sentence ever said by someone when breaking up with their significant other, until that moment. 
No, I didn&apos;t use that wording, but I wasn&apos;t gentle either. 
You were the sweetest apple in the garden, that ha...</description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&apos; It&apos;s not you, it&apos;s me&apos; - the funniest sentence ever said by someone when breaking up with their significant other, until that moment. 
No, I didn&apos;t use that wording, but I wasn&apos;t gentle either. 
You were the sweetest apple in the garden, that had rotten seeds. 
And I got poisoned on you. But there is a cure for everything. 
Like I said, I wasn&apos;t gentle, but I am neither a prick.</p><a href='https://yamur.dijitalkalp.com/1378702286-til-life-do-us-part-you?utm_source=rss'>Start Reading</a><figure><img src="https://img.yamur.dijitalkalp.com/cover/351287204-256-k840822.jpg" width="256" height="400" /><figcaption>Til life do us part</figcaption></figure>]]></content:encoded></item></channel></rss>