Bathos Stories

This is a collection of various prompted short stories. It'll be somewhat of a pastiche, or assortment of non-related themes and styles. It all starts with the ridiculous 'Snag-a-Date' to set the mood. "So many apps to choose from, so few that'll be used. It's a competitive place where new apps try to garner popularity. Perhaps Snag-a-Date will be able to be one of them? Nick Potts certainly hopes so. But Nick's an idiot and his judgement can't be trusted. In either case, he's devised a remarkably un-genius plan to save his app." **I'll add the corresponding tags as I choose the prompts.***

An absurd venture into lame witticism. Short stories and thoughts that often contain extreme silliness, childishness, as well as, a dash of convoluted thinking beneath the surface. Oh, there's a bit of occasional learning, so your time will not be completely wasted. [Also known as 'merely a collection of my ridiculousness'. This was the second book I had published on Wattpad and republishing it with a tiny bit of editing.]

When prim and proper boy Thanos goes to a backwater town in the country as punishment for what he did in the city, he meets a peculiar green boy who's going to change everything in his life. Notable reviews: I am NOT vibing. - Probably my cousin "This is cursed" - Sean [REDACTED] "I don't have the energy to read this." - My sister "[MY NAME], why...?" - my classmate "What the frick is this? I'm sorry but I'm cringing too much... I actually feel bad for Ms [REDACTED] now..." - my other classmate "It's art this is better than romeo and juliet fuck you picasso or whatever his name was" - racist danganronpa player (For some context this was a project for my english subject, and it was 50 percent of my grade, I got a really high grade btw, and the original text was in comic sans, so imagine the text is in comic sans