Humor Stories

"Your resume says your main achievement is... finishing a rubber before losing it because you are awesome." "Yep!" "Your personality type says you are... sassy, hot and cool (more than anyone here) at the same time because you are awesome? That's a challenge." He smirked as he raised his perfect eyebrow. I nodded dumbly. And then I heard him mumbling," Never knew a Smurfs' T shirt was that hot with red pants..." "Your special education says... you were in Hogwarts?" His eyes opened wide. "Yo!" "And your interests says you want to go home and watch Ironman because you didn't want to apply for this job anyway and you are forced..." "You got me right boy!" I pointed at him with my finger. But then he said the three words I never expected to hear. "You're hired, hobo."

A WATTPAD FEATURED STORY #1 IN HUMOR "SATAN!" Gabby grinned, out of the blue. "Dude, why on earth will you find us a ship name? That too SATAN?" I complained, while Jenny slapped her forehead. * Rebellious, fierce, and outspoken. Samantha Harris is everything you could ask for in a girl. There is nothing stereotypical about her. First benches are not her thing, the last time she topped her exams was years back in her dreams, and she is definitely not a queen-bee. Outcast is what describes her the best. Warning : Do not cuss in front of her. She hates it with a passion. Now meet Trystan Ryder. Suave, charming, narcissistic, flirty - he is everything Samantha hates in a boy. Social rader begins with him. With a smile that can kill a million, he exactly knows how to win hearts. Warning : He cusses a lot. Have you ever wondered what will happen if you are interlocked with a person you just cannot tolerate to do a job? And not just any job, but a babysitting one, to be specific? A lot of chaos, right? That's what happens when Samantha and Trystan are compiled to babysit a three month old. Spending four hours together they do a lot of things - almost burn the owners kitchen, stalk his girlfriends, and lose the baby in WalMart. Wait? Did you expect something more romantic? Well, there is a reason their ship name is SATAN.

"When life gives you lemons, throw them back and yell: 'I WANTED SUSHI DAMMIT!" ~~ Aria has hemophilia. That means if she loses blood that's... Not a really good thing, because she'll bleed more than a regular person does. Which isn't a really nice thought, but now that she has potential gunmen after her, she's really running out of nice thoughts. She's the sole survivor of an incident and with no other option (well, actually, there was an option of changing her name to Helga and living the rest of her life on a goat farm but that wasn't really appealing) she's left to live with her cranky grandparents and a bodyguard who's far too good looking to be real, like, seriously. How is this her life? © 2012- 2015 by luckistarz. All rights reserved. No part of this document may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording, or otherwise, without prior permission from luckistarz.

The Clumsy Baker and The Badge" is a heartwarming and humorous love story set in New York City between Leo, a charmingly clumsy baker with a unique ability to become pregnant, and Cole, a steady and lighthearted detective. Their paths collide (literally, with a cake) outside a police station, sparking an unlikely romance filled with accidental mishaps, genuine connection, and the journey of building a family together amidst the sweet chaos of life.

Seventeen-year-old Reed had never believed in the concept of destiny and love, so when her best friend dragged her in a search for their "soulmates" one Saturday night, Reed knew it wasn't going to end well. She couldn't have been more right, seeing as: a.) Her best friend, convinced she had found her soulmate, disappeared with some random guy. b.) Said best friend had Reed's purse and the car keys, leaving her no choice but to accept said random guy's friend's offer to look for their missing companions together. c.) Said random guy's friend was annoying, arrogant, and recklessly impulsive. d.) Oh, and he was hot, too.

James wanted to be corrupted, but the system gave him money to chase the goddess. 　　The deposit ratio is up to 1:10000. 　　It is equivalent to other people's unattainable valuables, which he can buy for only a few hundred dollars. 　　But! 　　The money can only be spent on women, and it must be women with more than 90 points. 　　Since then, James has lived a life dedicated to giving gifts to beautiful women. 　　However, the goddesses who received the gifts were too enthusiastic. 　　In the face of all kinds of beauties, James said that he was a little panicked, worried that his thin arms and legs would not be able to stand it. 　　And too many women are also annoying, 　　There are famous scenes everywhere of dragging his hair and slapping him, fighting for him and being jealous.

High school sweethearts. Victor- I think the perfection of marriage is that, it's not perfect. Suzy- And you have to weather many storms together. Suzy finally got married to her high school sweetheart, Victor Stephen. He was everything a girl ever wanted as husband. But in every marriage, there is a challenge or the other, and most couples don't survive such a traumatic, bumpy road. •••• A Sequel to "My days at Crown School Your way to laugh, get motivated and have all the fun. You won't regret clicking on this book.

For years the leaders of WISE had a secret weapon that can complete any task no matter how dangerous it is. It's an agent that is a Majin who wants to redeem himself for the things he did. But with the threat to the peace between the East and West they need him to acomplish one of the most difficult things he's had to do. Have a normal family Lets hope that everyone is prepared for the chaos caused by the Majin family.

Meet Elizabeth Quinn Robertsdale. Quiet Shy Nerd Girl. Bullied at her old school because she was different. They move to new City and she hopes that everything is different. But She Was Wrong Now meet Rider River Blade. He is the Leader of the Most Dangerous Mafia there is. Read to find Out how these Two Meet and What Happens.

Ruhanika Malhotra has never believed in destiny-especially not the kind that wears expensive suits and answers to the name Aarav Singhania. Back in high school, Aarav was her personal nightmare: the cold, arrogant topper who spoke less, judged more, and somehow always ended up on her nerves. Ruhanika, loud, opinionated, and unapologetically fiery, made it her mission to hate him just as passionately as he ignored her. Years later, fate decides to laugh. Now Aarav Singhania is a powerful CEO with a perfectly controlled life, a sharp mind, and absolutely no time for chaos. And Ruhanika? She walks straight into his office as his secretary-armed with sarcasm, confidence, and a personality that refuses to be toned down. She talks too much. He speaks too little. She challenges every rule. He Is The rule. Their days are filled with verbal sparring, accidental proximity, and a past that keeps resurfacing when they least expect it. Every argument feels personal. Every silence feels loaded. And somewhere between heated debates, late-night work sessions, and stolen glances that last a second too long, something shifts. Aarav starts noticing the fire he once dismissed. Ruhanika starts seeing the man behind the cold exterior. What begins as irritation turns into tension. Tension turns into chemistry. And chemistry turns into something neither of them planned for. Because some soulmates don't meet with soft smiles and love at first sight. They meet with attitude, unfinished business, and a whole lot of banter. A rom-com enemies-to-lovers story about a cold boss, a fiery heroine, high-school grudges, office chaos, and a love that refuses to stay professional. Ⓒ︎𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐬 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐝

I love reading Incorrect Quotes books, so I decided to make one of my own. Fandoms included in this book: Percy Jackson, Heroes of Olympus, Marvel, Avatar the Last Airbender, and ItsFunneh/Krew. I do not own any of the images/art used for the cover, nor do I own any of the characters used in the fandoms. Notable achievements- #1 in Incorrect Quotes #5 in Krew #1 in Krew #4 in Multifandom

Everybody knows her as plain Jane, but her life is anything but plain. With a boss like Ricky Evens, who acts like a cinnamon roll around her, and an environment full of weirdos, each day seems more like some cliche sitcom than real life. What kind of adventures await Jane, and why won't her boss ever leave her alone?!

Dorian Dallowmarsh is a man on the run. The necromancer thought he'd be safe masquerading as a vacationing professor at a seaside resort, but his attempts to lay low at The Beacon have failed spectacularly. Spirits appear with cryptic messages at the worst possible moments, and Bitzy, an exuberant young widow, has taken a shine to him. She even secures him an invite to an exclusive soiree: a séance featuring the famous medium, Madame Draga. Dorian assumes Draga's a fake. Most self-proclaimed mediums are. But when a ghost delivers a disturbing message, he faces a terrible choice: risk exposure by a medium who may be a bounty hunter in disguise or disappoint his new friend. Either way, Dorian's quiet escape plan is about to get very complicated! Prompt 72: A real necromancer sits in on a fake séance.

She is sweet and kind. He is rude and arrogant. She loves talking. He finds solace in silence. She is clumsy and fun loving. He is cold and reserved. She is beautiful. He is ruggedly handsome. She is his princess. He is her devil. Kiara Sharma and Arjun Singhania are two opposite ends of a pole. Bound together by a marriage contract, these two hate each other. Or at least they think they do. Two very different people under the same roof- Chaos are bound to happen. Let's see if they survive this or end up killing each other. Seems like the devil has finally found his match and that too in the form of an angel. A story where the devil finally meets his angel.

Having to bear a name that resembles that of a guy when in actual fact you're not one has its own effects. Sam Lewis had to go through that and she ended up getting admission to an all boys' school. But she's a girl! Worst part is that the school is STRICTLY boarding. How was Sam gonna go through without anyone getting suspicious of her gender??

#Book 1 #3 in humor on 13.5.18 #33 in romance on 03.04.17 Started on : 5th december 2015 Ended on: 14th february 2017 Teresa Scarlet is witty, pretty and very very rich. Thanks to her dad she has lots of money but our protagonist wants love, not money. Unfortunately she's getting married to a rich boy who doesn't even look at her properly and before their engagement he announces their marriage as a contract?! What else? He's cold, rude, arrogant and a big jerk who on the very next day of their marriage throws her out of his car in the midnight in the middle of nowhere?! *** Ryouma Carlton, young business man,rich, handsome and a totally perfect guy. His family moved to the States, when he was 12, and now they're back to their homeland. But as soon as they returned, his world came crashing down when his parents blackmailed him to get married with a girl he met just few days ago. WHAT? When he married her,he thought he's got a submissive wife but he is in for a surprise! Join on the ride filled with love, hatred and lots of humor!

✨Courtesy of shadows ✨🌿🤍 Seventeen-year-old Aarvi has mastered the art of silence. Calm, detached, and colder than the frost she carries within, Aarvi has built walls around her heart that no one dares to cross. But life takes an unexpected turn when her mother marries into the powerful Rathore family-a clan as influential as they are intimidating. Refusing to live under their roof, Aarvi sets her own rules, shocking everyone with her unyielding resolve. The Rathore brothers, used to control and obedience, suddenly find themselves intrigued-and infuriated-by this mysterious girl who refuses to bend. But Aarvi has secrets of her own. By day, she's just another student preparing for her final year of school. By night, she's the enigmatic CEO of Solitude, balancing a life no one in her family knows about. And when her secret world collides with her new reality, the Rathores may discover that Aarvi is far more than the quiet, indifferent girl they thought she was. Will Aarvi's icy heart survive the heat of the Rathore household-or will this be the beginning of a storm no one can control?. "They think I'm a puzzle to solve-too bad I'm the game they'll never win." By_yune. 💗🤍🌿💌

They're worlds apart, and this isn't high school, so how the hell did a homeless female writer end up renting a billionaire's mansion? And - hold your breath - becoming his fake girlfriend? ➳ full blurb inside ➳ first reached #1 in humor on july 6, 2015 ➳ first reached #1 in business on august 29, 2023 ➳ winner of best humor book in the fiction awards 2016 ➳ featured by cadbury (marvellous creations) and secret lives of the americans (pivot) P.S. This is a SATIRICAL BILDUNGSROMAN. Proceed with caution.

After battling with a life threatening disease, Stephanie finally got the all clear on her health. She was free to live her life. She is starting a new school at the start of the year, planning to just finish high school with no problems. But then a certain asshole and his friends come barging into her life and she is thrown into a world of chaos. *Added to @humour's 'Young.Dumb.Full Of Fun!' reading list 8/8/2018* * Reached #1 on Humor's official hot list 1/1/2020*

One drunken day, Cassandra gets the proposal she can never refuse from the arrogant Philip Strindberg. Thrown into a marriage she never wanted in the first place, Cassandra will struggle on how to maintain her carefree attitude while trying to keep her cool whenever she is around her husband. Pranks, adventure, chores, and secrets will test their transient marriage. In the end, will there be a chance for their transient charade to become permanent?