Notmyrodrick Stories

𝘛𝘩𝘳𝘦𝘦 𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘬𝘴. 𝘈 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘣𝘢𝘥 𝘥𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴. 𝘈𝘯𝘥, 𝘮𝘢𝘺𝘣𝘦, 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘩 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘣𝘭𝘦. ─── 𝑫𝑶 𝑶𝑷𝑷𝑶𝑺𝑰𝑻𝑬𝑺 𝑹𝑬𝑨𝑳𝑳𝒀 𝑨𝑻𝑻𝑹𝑨𝑪𝑻? ★ ˎˊ˗ 𝐑𝐨𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐇𝐞𝐟𝐟𝐥𝐞𝐲 𝐱 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 (𝐟𝐞𝐦) : ̗̀➛ Takes place in the 2000s! ᯓ Y/N is in desperate need of money for the concert tickets to her favourite band. Luckily, she found a job as a babysitter to Greg Heffley, the middle Heffley boy, who claims the last thing he needs is a babysitter. Since Susan, Frank and Manny are going to be out of the house for three weeks, Y/N spends most of her free time in the Heffley house, where she gets caught in between the disasters Greg causes and the problematic older brother, Rodrick Heffley. ─── 𓂃𓏲࣪ ʚ 𝑻𝑹𝑶𝑷𝑬𝑺:。°˖ ﹕﹒୨ৎ﹒𝘱𝘰𝘱𝘶𝘭𝘢𝘳 𝘨𝘪𝘳𝘭 𝘹 𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘳 ╭﹒ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁﹒𝘣𝘢𝘣𝘺𝘴𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳 ﹕﹒★﹒𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦

"𝘋𝘢𝘱𝘩𝘯𝘦 𝘉𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘬𝘸𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘮𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘯𝘦𝘹𝘵 𝘥𝘰𝘰𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘐 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬 𝘴𝘩𝘦'𝘴 𝘦𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘢 𝘷𝘢𝘮𝘱𝘪𝘳𝘦 𝘰𝘳 𝘊𝘢𝘯𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘢𝘯." - Greg Rodrick Heffley, © deardollita, mmxxvi 𝄞

Tate, a big personality in a small town, develops a growing interest for a certain emo drummer. But with her declining mental health and crazy ex-boyfriend, can she make it work? (Updates often.)

I'm not gonna lie, this might be kinky

"One half of me wants ya, and the other half wants to forget. My dilemma" And (y/n)thought Having strong feelings for the boy she tutored was hard enough. Devon and her both believed that they weren't good enough for each other, but it gets worse when a new boy enters their lives.

the epic love story of peypey and cammy. how they fell in love through the memes. it all started with the protest against rodrick.

Dad has lost it, Rodrick and i are plotting something. Mom is just being weird and Manny is a dumbass. ( This is just a joke, it isnt legit, im not crazy. Its supposed to be dark humor. Its a joke between my friends and i, this is NOT LEGIT.)

Its hot

IN THIS WORLD, NEW RODRICK AND OLD RODRICK ARE TWINS. NEW RODRICK IS THE POPULAR, MASCULINE TWIN, WHILE OLD RODRICK IS THROWN AROUND AND FORGOTTEN. YOU MOVE INTO TOWN AND FIND THE LIGHT IN OLD RODRICK. YOU LODED HIS DIPER. ;)

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This story is about two neighbors named Jack Grazer and Liliana Jackson. But one day this mysterious girl moves to the house right beside his and, little does he know they're in the same show called Never Be Alone. But through out this journey he wonders ' Why are you here?', ' Why me?' and ' Why You?'.

First chapter is out! I am currently working on chapter 2. This isn't exactly a Rodrick x Reader, but you can insert yourself into the main character! They are ambiguously gendered and unnamed, although there might be a slight male lean because I'm a guy and that just appears in my writing sometimes. The main character is a writer for the school newspaper and lives across the street from Rodrick. They have been assigned to write an article about Löded Diper and go to interview the band, wacky stuff ensues obviously. There are also some edits and memes I made at the end of the story if you are interested. Warning! Bill and Rodrick are together at the beginning of the story. There are also swears and inappropriate jokes. (I mean, it's a bunch of 17 year olds in a goth band idk what you expect)

Rodrick has just found out about his punishment for having a party over the weekend and is pretty upset, sad, and angry. SO you decide to come over and cheer him up.

you move to the heffleys city (idk where they live) you become best friends with Greg ( you get along better with younger kids) but what's happening with his older brother..? oml. I had such a big crush on Devon Bostick (I still do but that's besides the point.) I'm only doing this because all the rodrick fan fic I've been seeing is SO good and I wanted to try to enjoy. (they'll be songs in it as you have a band too because it makes sense)

Rowley Jefferson is the boy of your dreams. Sweet, charming, kind... But fictional. When your desperation and obsession with the secondary character from the children's book series, Diary of a Wimpy Kid, goes to extremes, you find yourself caught between the combination of two worlds, the fictional and nonfictional. It almost seems like a dream come true, but when the entire world is left at risk, then you may just have to make some difficult decisions, including whether or not its best to let fantasies fade away as you grow older. Be careful what you wish for, it just might happen.

Your in school when your life is turned upside down. YOUR FAMILY IS DEAD! or at least I think... ya like jazz?