Also Stories

Elliot works at a pizza place you know doing his job of course when he meets this very kind handsome young man what's even crazier is that they get their phone number and well more they talk their realationship grows and btw ik guest1337 is marries so in my au he isnt heh

| YEAH YEAH, LYRIC CHALLENGE YEAH YEAH! | WHAT THE FUCK 𝗮 𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗿𝘆 𝗮𝗯𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗮 𝗵𝗼𝘁 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗱 𝗯𝗹𝗼𝗻𝗱 𝘈𝘕𝘋 𝗮 𝗱𝘂𝗺𝗯𝗮𝘀𝘀 𝘆/𝗻 swearing warning. right here, right now❤️

Some are angst Some have dark Harry or the wbwl trope Some are just good old fashioned fluff *no smut bc I don't know how to write it* *also art is not mine, and I don't know who the artist is*

My plans for the future. Follow me as we pull an avatar and go to sleep in an iceberg, totally one upping his sleep record, and instead of being a positive force to end a war you take advantage of to take over you world. Cause why not? I don't see anything better to do might as well. Of course I can still be a positive role model. Not a bad person here. Honestly once I take over the world I'll probably just put someone else in charge(minus the whole having people see me as an evil overlord and get stabbed like in that one anime. I'd like to seen as an angel until the end😤) and go off somewhere else. I'll figure my plans after...maybe reopen Wendy's or something? Anyways welcome to my shitty ass timeline inspired by some of my friends~ Note: Yeah so this isn't to be taken serious one bit I have this up for some friends but I would be happy if anyone else that comes across this enjoys it. This is all pretty much for laughs and shit to help with how crappy everything is right now...so yeah I'll share with you how my mind makes up some of the worst stories on the spot. Anyone from the chat I hope y'all enjoy(or at least get) my crappy reference~!

Basically what you'll find in this book is a bunch of D:BH CRACK and lots and lots of mEMES. Enjoy, Detroiters.

Kidnapped in his 7th year when going to slay Voldemort, harry is thrown back in time to Tom riddle's age...... will Harry see the truth, or will he be killed..... you find out!