Elmo Stories

He turned to me and pushed me up against the wall, his bare chest pressed against mine. "Who the fu-" I cut him off by placing my hand over his mouth. I didn't like swearing. I took my hand off and he continued. "What the fu-" I cut him off again, his expression turning from angry to confused. I took my hand off again and waited for what he was gonna say. "You are mine. No other man is allowed to touch or look at you." He growled lowly, his angry face was back. "Mine." He whispered huskily and I could feel his lips graze my ear. My heart was beating faster than usual. Should I run? I think I should run.

When elmo is running both the underworld and the mafia where is assassin Big Bird to turn? Will he find happiness in the unlikely arms of a savior? Will Gods intolerance of his son being a bottom tear them apart? Find out in this artfully written novel filled with twists, turns, love, loss and betrayal!

During a nice summer day, Big Bird, Elmo, Cookie Monster, Bert, Kermit the frog and Grover we're in the middle of recording a new episode of sesame street. Suddenly, as Elmo eats a cookie, he falls from his chair hitting the ground, dead. Detective Chantelle and Detective Hayden were called to the scene for further investigation of the murder of Elmo. Finding clues, looking for evidence, they piece this mystery slowly together. Until a dramatic turn of events occurred, revealing the true murder and his/her's intentions.

IM THICC IN ALL THE RIGHT PLACES

After being dumped and publicly humiliated by Lilith, Lucifer becomes broken and a shell of his former self. Her new lover Alexander Hamilton takes his spot as one of the three kings of Hella High. Having no choices left Lucifer turns to the only one knowledgeable enough to help him regain his status, Alastor. This crack fic belongs on Ao3 but I can't post there yet :P

This is all written by fanfic writer.com and I find then hilarious I will add

i wrote this in class please dont read it its so bad i was pressured to publish this by my friend so dont make fun of it

Enter the world of mind readers

(1st part) Supernatural disturbances and a "cheating boyfriend". -Ghosts/Spirits -Short story -1,506 word count *If you're like me who gets bored easily in reading stories with lots of chapters well this is for you.*

She's (y/n), a sweet, naive recent college graduate who hasn't had time to experience much of life yet... He's CEO Mombanger the cold, calculating and powerful head of an eminent tech empire. He cruises through life without a care in the world, taking as many bitches as he wants... But both their lives are completely transformed as CEO Mombanger finds himself falling head over heels for (y/n), with a dangerous secret banging on the closet door (sorry its not that he's gay). Can (y/n) and Elmo navigate this dangerous, new world together? Or will they be swept up and tossed aside by the currents of fate? Find out next time on Dragon BallZ!

i'm sorry 😔 no hate towards zendaya we love her 😩🙄🤞🏽

You'll get the gist of the story from just reading the title.

Y u all up in my poosi boi? X bling boy X Alabama man X Elmo

Hi hello welcome to Larry's Worl. In tis book, u meet characters of storie

Uh this is mostly satire but i put effort into it. Sorry wattpad followers I'll work on my aus soon . Credits to my friend Nathan for the original idea. AN EPIC BATTLE BETTWEEEN KERMIT AND ELMO TO SEE WHO SHALL RULE THE WORLD!!! ITS A STORY OF ROMANCE, BETRAYAL, AND EPIC FIGHT SCENES! (Why the hell did i write this 😭 when my irl friends find it it scares the shit outta me im like "OH FUCK THEY FOUND MY CRINGE") None of the characters are mine thats hopefully obvious

Elmo got jealous of Kermit again so he told him to back off but got curious with how kermit answered. piqued his interest if you might. Elmo got a bit curious and wanted everything to do with kermit. curious george came in for a sneak peak. might do a part 2 if you guys ask.

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