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My name is Billiam Franklin Clinton, and today I will be running for office. Not just any spot in the office, but the presidential place. It's always been my dream to be president, and today I will finally fulfill my dream. Of becoming president.
However, there's a slight chance I could lose. I could lose it all, to my arch nemesis. Bob Dole. Bob is a republican. To be honest, I don't really think anyone will vote for him. Sorry, Bob. Not really. Get Shrekt.
Anyways, the chances are wonderful for ol' Billy Bob. I have my loyal wife, Monica Lewinsk– I MEAN Hillary by my side, and my policies will really help improve America!
A/N please note that little to no facts were checked and also this story is complete sarcasm
Love you Bill