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A sweltering romance is brewing in Pelican Town. After a sudden change in his nations' political standing, Donald Trump is forced to move to the small community of Stardew Valley, with the hopes of a fresh start in life. Unfortunately, his plans for a peaceful respite are ruined when his arch-rival, Sleepy Joe Biden, arrives abruptly and begins to torment the town with his capitalist propaganda in the form of delicious Joeja Colaβ’οΈ. Can Donald J. Trump and Sleepy Joe Biden work through their differences to create the most gripping romance of their wildest dreams? Or will the two become irreparably torn apart, bringing Joeja Colaβ’οΈ-filled ruin to the peaceful residents of Pelican Town?