Smartass Stories

I was in a cage while being chained to the metal bars around my neck. I was wearing a tore'n shirt, over sided shirt, and...no pants. That's when he came towards me with a whip in his hands while giving me a sadistic, yet seductive look, as he looked down upon. He pulled the chains with just force that my face was being squashed against the metal bars. "You'll never leave! You'll always love me! Always want me! Forever need me! You're mine!" He said as he pulled the chains very more towards him, and making me for squashed towards the bars, and leading a sharp pain to my bruised, tender neck. How it all started?

COMPLETED It all started when my mom wants to get rid of my grade and I desperately need help. No one could help me but him, the smart ass of our school. All I want for him is to teach me in math, cruel how he teach me to love him. "My Smart ass..." She said. "My idiot ass..." He replied.

Tim knew something was off when he read 'New York's Very Own Justice League? The Avengers..' Tony knew something was off when he woke up in freaking Gotham of all places also when he looked in the mirror and saw 25 year old him staring back.

I'm Amelia Whitman, but if you call me anything other than Mia, don't be surprised if you get a black eye. I'm known as the school's slut just because I enjoy sex, and I'm the only girl in the football team. This is my life in all it's greatest. I hope you enjoy all the life obstacles I've gone through, that's probably why you're reading this, you sadists.

Vanessa and Jackson are totally alike!! Proud, tough,respected....... soooooo when the two meet things don't go so well....... little do they know that they'll be each others' Valentine's!!

Set in our world in the near future, Harmonics: Rise of the Magician follows the life of Samantha Montgomery of Academy City 676, a normal primary education girl, and the actions of MESA, a defense contractor responsible for the world's most advanced weaponry. Elsewhere in other parts of the world, the super governments of United Western Collective and the Jade Empire follow the exploits and dealings of the world's most notorious assassin, a man known only as "The Magician". Some consider him a myth, others think of him as a legend, while others still believe he's the world's most brutal slayer of men. Still all look on in awe at any mention of the Magician. With the supposed ability to manipulate his surroundings at will, the world has seen the actions of this man whose purpose and identity remains hidden. They all look for him. The government, the fans, the law enforcement agencies search the world over for him without really knowing how truly dangerous he is... They're about to find out. A school in siege, a weapon so advanced it defies the law of physics, an assassin out for blood, and Samantha caught in the middle. When reality as you know it ceases to be, can you live with the reality yet to come? Join Sam as she discovers for herself how dangerous life outside of school really is.

I ate my moms oreo

Meet Bella Lazen, QB of Rainenville high. She's rich, popular and possesses a models body. She's even dating the most wanted boy in school, Hunter Green. Or was... But, like all the clichéd QBs, she's a merciless and bullying bitch. Now, meet a nicer person. Charlotte Rustic- Known as Rusty. Typical 'blend in the crowd or get bullied' kinda girl. She's pretty but not outstanding. She keeps good grades and to herself, and of course her spunky best friend, Renee. But, something big and juicy is about to happen to these two opposites. Rusty will take down Bella a notch. Of course with some help from Hunter. ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡ © Copyright

Imagine being whipped for a smart ass good girl you haven't approached for three years. Brandon Young could relate. he was in love with a girl he knew he couldn't have. but why not take the risk?

The others walk whilst Amber races Vivan to the top of the mountain, skies as dark as midnight blinded our eyes as we look up. Did they win? did they lose? what happened? Vivan wakes Amber up as they see they were in a cave with the others, looking at the M'yriad Crystal...they had....

Stubborn vs. Arrogant. Snarky vs. Egotistical. Smartass vs. Dangerous. In other words, Kira Harriman vs. Chase Brandt. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Kira Harriman is the Alpha of the Shadow pack. Yup, you heard right. Alpha. She's the badass, protective nerd who doesn't give a flip unless you are in her pack. But her pack members aren't called the Shadows for nothing. They are some of the deadliest wolves on the world map. But don't worry, they're nice... usually. Kira has only 3 priorities in her life. Her family, her friends, and her pack. That's exactly why she doesn't need a mate. He would just get in the way of her duties to the pack, and would be a great weakness for enemies to exploit. So when stupid, conceited, player and long time enemy Chase Brandt, also the Alpha of the Moontide pack, turns out to be her mate, Kira naturally freaks out. And he didn't reject her like she thought! What's a girl Alpha to do?! Chase Brandt is one of the most feared Alphas in the world. Yeah, he's a player, but hey, it isn't his fault that the girls think his face and body were hand-crafted by the Moon Goddess herself. He's a guy with needs and he hasn't found his mate yet. Speaking of mate, he doesn't really want one. If he happens to find her, then he'll keep her if she is pretty enough and lets him mess around. If she is not, then there's always rejection. When he finds that temperamental, nerdy Kira Harriman, Alpha of the Shadow pack (and the only girl in the entire world who HATES him), is his oh-so-precious mate, he takes that as a personal challenge from the Moon Goddess. But how do you woo a girl who can kill you in 23 humanly possible ways (and 17 ways supernaturally)?! Oh and did I mention that there is a 328 year-old feud between the two packs?!

⚠️ Warning ⚠️ Story rated PG, Contains: Suicide Death Mild-swearing Mild-sexual scenes False hope of reality

It has funny versions of the creepy crew. If u didn't see The Creepy Crew then I recommend to watch it. Plz comment on them plz. I want to no Wut u think of them.

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"Ne yn-Chan u see that?" "Ofcourse I did naru, you were amazing!" × "Hn, I guess you are pretty strong............for a girl" "Uh.......are u good duckass?" "Will you be my companion?" "Forever and always weasel-kun" × "I think you are deserving of being strong........that is you're destiny yn" "Then let's get strong together neji" × "You are stronger than I expected...." "And u are weaker than I expected madara-sama" × "Yn-chan, you are so cool!" "Thank you pinky, you did really well too" × and much more............... CRACK TREATED WAY TOO SERIOUSLY! DISCLAIMERS- I do NOT own Naruto, Masashi kishimoto does, this is completely my imagination English isn't exactly a strong point of mine, so bear with me

(Y/N) is just a very normal, nice, and caring person. She loves her family AND social media of course, but the day she met Stuart...well that was the day everything changed. Stuart Twombly x reader

This story will take inside the life of a living, breathing smartass, yes the ones who annoy you with their wit and sarcasm. But this isn't any other smartass. This is the life of Nirvana Montgomery and shes like no other smartass. Eventually all smartasses get partners and move on. But Nirvana is dead set on a happy life..with three cats. What happens when a boy comes out of the blue uninvited? Will things turn for the better? Or for the worst?

A Japanese boy who grew up in a portable island goes to japan only to get cursed and turned into a girl for disrespecting the god of marriage. How will this play out? Will he be able to turn back? Will he want to?

You Died Your house was cought on fire And you magically got trapped in when your door collapsed on you You took in all the toxic chemical killing you slowly You blackout thinking that you died But no fate wanted to play around And you wake up in a glass tank that was broken everything around you is destroyed abandoned there was mold and roots and broken glass everywhere Where the hell were yoy

A girl that was born with no leg and loss her eyes during her younger yeaars.She starts school for the first time.What will he experiance be like?Will she have her first love?