Who could have guessed that your crush won't love you back after you framed her lover for a crime he didn't commit and consequently got him sent to tartarus to suffer? Loki was stunned when he found that one out
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'Who the hell is playing a violin now? Also, the people are quite smitten by Adam, which is understandable. He is quite cute - Wait, he is basically my father. Is it morally wrong to think like that?' (Y/n) thought as her eyes stayed glued on the screen, waiting impatiently to see who the god was. But, that question seemed to be answered rather quickly when a man with a mark on his face, dressed in a black suit that matched his black hair, walked out while playing a violin.
Alvitr and Hlökk gasped in shock when they saw the man, and Randgriz didn't react any better by freezing up in her spot, which drew the soldier's attention.
"Is this some powerful god?" The blonde woman wondered as the red-haired Valkyrie turned to look at her.
"Not necessarily the most powerful, but still strong. This is Hermes, the Messenger God. I thought that he wouldn't be participating.c
"Maybe he is their joker to keep the humans on their toes." Hlökk tried to rationalize, which confused (Y/n) a bit.
"Why would the gods want a joker? If they are that powerful, they wouldn't need one against mere mortals."
"Well, they are very eager to destroy humanity, and you defeating Thor earlier definitely pissed them off." Randgriz noted as (Y/n) internally shuddered at the thought of the giant man.
'Right... I forgot about him. He will probably gut me for touching Mjölnir and embarrassing him like that. I will just mind my own business from now on.' She thought as Heimdall cleared his throat after getting out of the initial shock of the sudden changes done by the gods.
"Uh... my apologies, everyone!! We seem to have some technical difficulties. Allow me to introduce our second combatant for the gods. The one who will be facing the first man is this god- Uh, no! Wait!" Heimdall stopped and waited for Hermes to step aside, giving (Y/n) and the rest a chance to finally see an old, frail looking man emerging from behind Hermes. The three Valkyries gasped as the Soviet woman yawned.
"Isn't that the old man from earlier?"
"That's Zeus!!" Randgriz yelled, finding her nonchalant attitude unbelievable and adorable at the same time.
"Oh... The one who would fuck a hole in the wall if it breathed?"
"Language!!" Alvitr scolded the mortal as Randgriz facepalmed at the way she spoke of the gods.
"It's the truth!"
"Hermes, come on!!" Zeus exclaimed to his son as the Messenger God grinned and started to pick up the speed on the violin.
"Hoho.. This song always gets my blood pumping!!" Zeus laughed while dropping his staff that he was previously using to walk.
"If we are calling Adam the father of humanity, then it would only be fitting to say the same for him!! Father of the gods!! Nay!! GFOC!! Godfather of the cosmos!!"
'Only difference is that Adam was faithful and Zeus would fuck anything that would breathe.' (Y/n) sweatdropped as she watched Zeus do some weird dance while the gods who were spectators cheered the man on, chanting 'GFOC' over and over again.
(Y/n) and the Valkyries watched in mild horror as Hermes joined in on the dance Zeus was performing, making them look even more ridiculous.
"What are we even looking at?" Hlökk asked in disbelief.
"Utter horror." (Y/n) and Alvitr answered at the same time.
"Using the power of creation at his own whim! Returning anything that doesn't suit his fancy back to the void!! Truly, the King of the gods!!"
Randgriz's jaw dropped as Zeus' legs grew larger, making his muscles and veins more visible as (Y/n) bit back a laugh.
"Eons ago, he brought about the titanomachy to decide the mightiest gods! Infamous for committing the crime of patricide!! This old geezer gets off on battle!!"
'He gets off of rejection as well.' (Y/n) thought while drinking her tea as the muscles on Zeus' body grew larger.
"A real god among gods!! His name is Zeus!!!"
As the humans heard the name, the arena grew louder, mainly because the humans started to feel anxious. They knew how powerful Zeus was from the stories they used to hear, and they were quite worried about Adam, who looked bored more than anything.
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Yandere!Record of Ragnarok x Reader
FanfictionWith the fate of humanity on the line, Brunhilde was given no other choice but to start Ragnarok in order to save the humans from an apocalypse. Among the participants she picked was one WW2 Soviet soldier, (Y/n), who was known as quite brutal in he...
