Arse Stories

"Lana is annoying me. Ms. Shy needs to come out of the stupid closet she's been hiding in for the first half of Middle School and it's getting on my nerves! And if she doesn't come out of her retarded little LaLa Land...then I'll force her out if it and I'll make sure her LaLa Land is a miserable place...forever!!! Ugh... All this evil planning is making me look SO OLD!!! Ugh...I need my beauty sleep so I don't look like my horribly aged grandparents and parents."

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This is a story about me, my friends, my boyfriend, and some other peeps! People: Miguel Royality Garrett Caleb Madison Jewelya Haven Marie Gabby Etc.!

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Layla Rainwater is trying to follow her dream of being a singer, but her parents have other plans. When her parents kick her out for not following the career path they planed for her. She is lucky to be found by her childhood best friend Zayn Malik. Will staying with the boys make her dreams come true or will she fail before she gets a real chance? Will Layla and her new best friend, Dakota Love, find love with the boys or just find heart ache?

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Absidy Jones has messed up too many times in her life but shes never messed up this badly. After waking up to an empty bed the morning after her best friend's Halloween party with no recollection of the night before apart from striking blue eyes, the feel of big rough hands, and a devils costume. She cant help wonder who the hell she slept with last night as fate really has it in for her after sleeping with the devil himself literally. ****************************************** The phone buzzed continuously and finally she heard her best friend pick up, "Absidy?" "Yeah sorry to wake you up but I was wondering if you remember any guy that was dressed up in a devil's costume last night? You know, tall, muscly, blue eyes, nice ass..." "Absidy, there was no guy in a devil's costume last night." "What! Stop lying Carrie! I slept with a hot guy in a devil's costume! Oh God-" Then a deep voice reverberated throughout my room as I shivered from the tingles that shot through my body. " Oh sweetcheeks I may be hot but I am definitely no god" Slowly I turned and there he stood with striking blue eyes, tall and muscly physique, and most importantly his firm ass, The Devil. Copyright © 2014 | All Rights Reserved |

This is a joke don't take it seriously please.

Title says it all. I write about 30 days of shit. The 30 day letter challenge is where you have a topic for each day and you write about it completely truthfully. Be aware of a shitload of swearing.