Comedyish Stories

There's a war and the humans are losing. From a young age, Izel had only had herself to rely on and she became a Vanquisher to make sure she never needed anyone else to protect her because she could protect herself. Vanquishers kill vampires. Vampires kill humans. But... there is one vampire that kills both humans and vampires. Jaeger. Jaeger's past had led him to develop a prejudiced view towards both humans and vampires. He distrusts and kills both races. The humans call him 'The Masked Slayer,' vampires call him 'The Fake Vampire.' However, Jaeger's past wasn't what he'd believed it to be, and now in order to save humanity, Izel and Jaeger, human and vampire, sworn enemies, are forced to work together. Will they end up killing each other by the end of it, or will the situation cause an unforeseen emotion to surface between them?

Saktor Elise Blim may seem like a normal girl at sight, but there's more to her than meets the eye. Check out this Creepypasta based fanfic!

The main character, Jordan, woke up to a mysterious message on his phone. He gets to know this random person and becomes friends with him. The guy invites him over to the next town to poke around an abandoned mansion. He loses one of his friends and wants to find them. The outcome is not what he expected. The book is better than the description I think, but that's up to you.

Eleanor Harp is a college student who manages a part-time job and has to provide for her younger, 14 year old brother. Her parents are always out on business trips and she barely sees them. Just as she thinks life cannot possibly get worse, River Stockholm comes into her life. Is it for the better or for the worse?

Deep in Redwood forest, there is a mansion. And that mansion is a group of 11. A group of 11 supernatural beings. *Well actually there are 6 supernatural beings, technically. Cause the rest are archers and swordsmen or whatever.* true, true. But I'm still sticking with 11 supernatural beings cause I'm to lazy to say '6 supernatural being and 5 humans that just live with the supernatural but aren't supernatural.' *ugh whatever, carry on narrating* um... Yeah... that's all I've got I suck narrating descriptions *AW COME ON!* *Phoebe: CAN WE PLEASE JUST GET ON WITH THE STORY?!* Ok, ok fine.

LAWFULL OUTLAWS is a series about a duck named Pedro who lives on a mercenary-filled,weird planet Veskaetis and it tells his story of becoming a mercenary, gaining power and taking his side in a great war which hit the planet... It is also a very comedic and insane story which makes the reader question the author's sanity,but you will see that when you read it

[Short Story] [Completed] "Ms. its curfew time you shouln't be here" "OK" "we won't have any choice but to bring you to our station, if you act like this" "try me OFFICER" "shoot gotta go run" ========= I made this book because I was in the mood lol. idk anymore.

I'm please don't hate this. I just want to express how it would be like if Tsukishima had someone who could tease him.

When things come to worst for little prankster Jungkook, he wishes for a life-changing experience. The next day he finds himself back in the ancient times, if that isn't already bad, he was in a body of a woman. "I thought I asked for things to be better? Not to make it worse!" Disclaimer! I do not own the pictures or images used in this story. They are from Pinterest in case you're wondering.

Who the hell is texting him?????

You were desperate for money, looking for jobs, and applying for them all when you applied for a job at Freddy fazbears pizzaria....and you got hired....you got hired into a job with things nobody told you about....and with someone who is trying to steal your heart Sorry for the crappy description ┐(￣ヮ￣)┌

"I bet I could list all of your properties in alphabetical order, one everyday!" I snapped at the cocky boy towering over me. "Hmm, well, there's amazing, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fancy, great-" He started before I cut him off. "Whoa there Romeo. You're none of those things and seriously, beautiful? What do you have in your pants?" He rolled his eyes at me and gave a devilish smirk. "I'll win this, my own way! Miss. Ariana. Smith." And with that he ran of, over to his clang of sweaty jocks. Idiots. I need to remember that for the, 1.... 2.... 3.... 4.... 9th day of this name calling dare. "You're doing it to!" I called and he put a thumb up over his head, to busy in a convo to yell back. --- Ariana Smith, is a sweet & feisty 17 year old. Doesn't really socialise. Her friends, Lily and Electra, try and ease her into the concept which she is obviously uncomfortable about. Albert Samuels is a cocky player. There's no good in him.... From Ariana's point of view anyways...

This story was inspired by a picture that held a quote saying "Imagine if you were given a timer that tells the exact time you'll die, or meet the love of your life." I wrote this book by myself and hopefully you will enjoy reading this. All names used in this story is made up and if your name was given, please be advised that it is fiction. I enjoy criticism, please leave a like or a comment if you enjoyed my work!

***SKULDUGERY PLEASANT Parody-ish/Comedy-ish FF*** One thing. One little thing added to THAT NIGHT at Gordon's and it changes everything. Skulduggery gets his @$S handed to him and Valkyrie enters the Caves of Void. Alone. Wanna know what that 1 little thing is? Tickles. Tickles changed Valkyrie Cain's and Skulduggery Pleasant's life. You're Welcome

Mike is sitting in the safe room freddy pops up can he run away hey first timers on here but AwSoMe

It was the simplest thing in the world. I leaned over and kissed him. But at the same moment, my whole world cracked open. Hold on. Then how was that day so life changing? Typical. Ordinary. Unexceptional. Normal. That's how the day started. It mirrored every other day of my life. I awakened to a steamy summer morning in Mongolia, took a long bath, got dressed in the same old shorts and tank top, and plopped down in my writers chair and wrote a quick letter to my mother. Then headed off for an unknown journey of a lifetime. ****Hello everyone!!!!! Welcome to my beautiful NaLu (NatsuxLucy) Fanfiction!! I am so excited to start this and I hope you all love it! ****Disclaimer- Fairy Tail, the characters, and plot belong to Hiro Mashima! Not me!

(its a modern ish society) *warning slightly graphic* Two young assassins are introduced into a world of war. This is a different dimension were people connect to animals and there are two continents on each side of the earth. There is one island that all trains stop at during their trips, Gavaldaire were its light and dark every turn of the earth.

It was a normal morning for the Falland Park School. Then the "peace" was disturbed when and ugly, middle age teacher stole an "enhancing" chemical from a lab and used it on a group of grasshoppers, and in the process, has turned herself into a half human half grasshopper monstrous beast. Several people have been injured or killed by the mad teacher, but a group of young survivors team up and use their skills to stop the grasshopper forces. This battle will claim lives of innocent young children and artificial life, but will they stop the army right in time or will they fall in defeat and be captured by the cruel, merciless grasshoppers? Book 1: Attack of the Giant Grasshoppers Book 2: Revenge of the Giant Grasshoppers Book 3: Rise of the Giant (Corrupted) Grasshoppers Book 4: Triumph of the Giant Grasshoppers