Deadpoolxreader Stories

"Who are you and where the hell am I?" Deadpool demanded, a pocket knife being pulled out and pressed against my neck. "Answer my goddamn question now or I will slit your throat, no matter how hot you are" "I'm (Y/N )"

You just needed a job...now you have to deal with a cranky old lady and a killer.

You've just gotten kicked out of your moms house, and now you're stuck in some shady ass part of town in a shitty apartment. It seems like your life is officially fucked, and it can't get much worse. Or so you thought. Unfortunately for you, life is never so simple. It has to fuck you over in every way possible, and this is just the beginning. You soon discover that there's a psychotic man who appears to have a fetish for guns and skin tight suits next door- and now you have to tolerate his antics and relentless flirting, as well as the endless amount of criminals, superheroes, and crazy people that tend to show up around him. And maybe, despite the trouble he brings- you start to like him. Maybe. You just don't want to admit it.

I was only a person that many considered heavily female yet heavily male at the same time. Though as my last name suggests, heavily male or female i was the daughter of one of the most wanted drug lords in the the drug fantasy world. Being the daughter of someone like this lead to a lot of Wattpad cliches like trauma and a single parent or something like that. Shit sorry, i broke the 4th wall. Wade and i aren't the closest of pals or coworkers but he's showed up on the Deadpool once and i shrugged it off before seeing him as some guy in red spandex, tight around the waist. Anyways, there's always that one twist right at the beginning of the story and mine is something you never saw while watching Deadpool. Sorry, again, broke the wall. I could make a really great Miraculous Ladybug because "i have a secret that nobody knows yet!"

What better way to have adventures with the most humorous, perverted, and slightly annoying deadpool(mercenary). So, many things happened in this book you mind as well find out what happens with being Deadpools girlfriend. All credit to the owner of marvel and it's characters.

Deadpool's here to tell you something very important.

Deadpool significant other is Asexual. These are their adventures. Crappy summary sorry. There wasn't any Asexual!Readers that I could find with Deadpool and it annoyed me and I've been having a shitty time lately so I wrote this. Hope you like it :)

Y/n never expected much out of life. She had her small online business, love of art, family and the fact that she was a weeb. But never in her life did she expect to find a man in a red suit with two katanas and a few voices in his head hanging upside down by her window. Watching her change like a creep. Let alone a parasite in a - "PARASITE!??!!" "Yeah. What else would you be, inky bitch with razors for teeth?" "God save my sanity." "Oh, little artist, you ain't gonna have any of that by the time I'm finished with you~" ". . ." "He's standing behind me, isn't he." "Yup." When dimensional barriers shatter and fictional characters flood into our world during COVID non alles things can get a bit . . . Weird.

Heathers AU! Deadpool X Female! Reader ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Y/n L/n, a infamous name. A infamous face. But, not really known.

Hope you enjoy this story! I tried my best! I've been snooping around Wattpad and all of the stories of deadpool, he was either out of character, had predictable romance, or just didn't make sense. So I tried my best. Thanks!

You meet your favorite comic book character in the flesh.

Y/n is a girl who had a rough life and she had to steal to live. She is crazy and almost as crazy as the man that she will learn to love in red spandex.

you already know what it is

I wrote this some time ago haha :3 Just decided to post it up here also since I've been gone since like forever so have some deadpool fluff

Deadpool x reader You had been kept in complete isolation other then the doctors that checked your health everyday. They didn't train you to fight or anything all you ever did was your 'school' work and sit on your bed. That is until one day a certain insane regenerative degenerate, came by. Marvel owns Deadpool

Day 1 - George Weasley Day 2 - Jack Frost Day 3 - Caspian X Day 4 - Charlie Nelson Day 5 - Dustin Henderson Day 6 - Peter Parker Day 7 - Eggsy Day 8 - Sherlock Day 9 - Peter Quill Day 10 - Deadpool Day 11 - David Budd Day 12 - Tony Stark New Years Eve - Arthur Fleck

You are a normal person with a normal life, but when suspicious mean men kidnap you. Deadpool steps in to protect you from the men who are actually after him. Along the way, you start to fall in love with him.

Deadpool X Reader! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hitman for hire the ad said. Of course, Y/n thought of it as a bit odd. How wrong you were when you received a note written in crayon. Meet Me. It read.

One shots full of fluff, angst and your favourite marvel characters!! Requests open!! ✨options✨ • tony stark • captain America • black widow • hawkeye • bruce banner • bucky barnes • scarlet witch • quicksilver • deadpool • spiderman • dr. strange • peter quill & more