Deaky Stories

DISCLAIMER!!! THIS STORY IS JUST FOR COMEDIC PURPOSES! JUST A JOKE!

Doctor Who/Queen fusion AU Temporarily on hold

-Prologue- I heard voices, familiar British voices. And foot steps like someone was passing. "Roger what did you do?" That voice? "I didn't do anything Freddie! Bri was talking to her!" The high pitched tone, Freddie? THE Freddie Mercury was talking right now? "Well Bri, what did you say to the poor dear?" Freddie called ME dear! "Well, I was walking out of." A long groan rang out. "Yes, we know that part, now how did she come about?"Brian sighed. "She was walking around looking confused. I asked her why she was back here. She said that she was lost, that everything looked strange to her. When her eyes met mine she shuddered a lot." "Well look at her top she's a fan!" That new voice? "Obviously Deaky! She's here for the show!" Roger spat. Fred exhaled. "We should just ask her why she came when she wakes up and." Freddie stopped because my alarm went off playing Killer Queen. "Where is that coming from?" Brian asked. "From in her bag!" Roger called. "Don't go snooping!" Brain snapped. "Yea mum!" Roger snickered. The sound got louder telling me he did 'snoop'. "What is this...Thing?" Freddie asked. "It's a bomb! She wants to kill us!"Roger and Freddie screamed. I heard a thud. "Calm down!" Bran yelled. "I-I don't think it is, look." John said softly. "Our picture!" I blushed. "I don't remember taking that photo?" Freddie said confused. It's from 1989. I opened my eyes seeing the guys looking at the phone. "It-it's a cell phone. I phone actually." I gulped when my eyes locked with Freddie. A man I thought I'd never meet. "Hello." He patted my hand. " How are you feeling?" I knew it was all real from his touch."Oh Freddie!" I squeaked and hugged him. He chuckled. "Why are you here?" Roger asked with an edge to it. "Um." Would they believe I'm from 2019? I know for a fact I'm not anymore do to Freddie in front of me.

idk what to say they're just oneshots i have terrible grammar also there is going to be smut warnings on the chapters that have smut (not all of them)

rants, ted talk, something to share coz y not?

Sooo I saw on Pinterest like little stories (well not stories but whatever) and I thought why not write it on Wattpad. I will take a few of those texts as an inspiration for a real story called "Queen Band Show" Most of those texts are not true (those things didn't actually happened) but some of them are. I haven't seen anyone do this soo... If someone did write abt this I am sorry. I'll try my best to make it good, I promise. Hope you like it💙

I need to vent

Roger Taylor's day is changed completely by just a petty little dream.

He was a famous musical artist, making his way through life. She was a normal girl, living in a lonely world. -- 1980 Elizabeth Bower, also known as Eliza or LB, is a waitress by day, and a guitarist by night. When she moves to London, she meets people she never expected to meet.

queen one shots. comment what you want next:)

• • • • • "I couldn't handle the fact that there would be a missing spot on stage, were the best performer in the world would always dance, sing and entertain, taking music to a whole another level." "Queen without Freddie...is it still Queen then?" I thought. • • • • • John's life after Freddie passed. (Also a bit of Brian and Roger) (NOT A DEACURY SHIP STORY) Warning: sad • • • • •

"𝐏𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐲-𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐝, 𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐞, 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐚 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐜 𝐦𝐚𝐧. 𝐁𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐚, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐭'𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐝𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐧𝐝." '𝘏𝘰𝘸 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘨𝘳𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘴𝘰 𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘤𝘬? 𝘐 𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘣𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘢 𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘺 𝘬𝘪𝘥 𝘥𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘬𝘪𝘵𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘯.' '𝙒𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙝𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙚𝙣𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙪𝙨 𝙍𝙤𝙨𝙚?' BASED OFF OF ELTON JOHN'S "TINY DANCER". © 2019 1-800-HelloSunshine All Rights Reserved

John and Veronica have made the announcement. The wedding is quickly approaching. January can be the cruelest of months but love is patient and love is kind. Love is having those friends around you who will never let you down. Lots of Brian, Chrissie, Freddie, Mary, Roger, and Lydia.

A spin-off to 'The gig Up North'. It's a Friday night. Another show. Same bar. Same crowd. The difference? Lydia has brought someone for Brian to meet. Autumn: It's a kind of magic. A lot of focus on Brian!

Brian May's song '39 is about an astronaut who travels into space at the speed of light. Even tho the astronaut ages only 1 year, when he returns the world has aged 100 years and all of his loved ones have passed. Could some aspect of this be true?

fmercury (rami), screechy boy (ben), brian the poodle (gwyilm), and disco deakster (joe) all team up for the dumbest chat story book ever created

𝘮𝘺 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘭𝘦𝘧𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘢 𝘳𝘰𝘤𝘬 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘳𝘰𝘭𝘭 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳 in which 4 goofy teenage idiots decide to make a groupchat started: 4.28.20 [ on hold ] ended: 📻🎸

A stormy day traps you and deaky together but leads to a far greater friendship and romance. All sort of your bestie Roger's plan of course. Reader x John Deacon enjoy!

Deaky and I meet on the street in 1984, and there's an immediate connection Warnings: It's mostly fluff at first, but around chapter 5 and 6 things start gettin spicy so if you want fluff only read up to chapter 4 Rating: E (up until chapter 5) T-18+ (chapter 5 and after)