Halarious Stories

This is just something for me to work on because school has no sport I like. For your Ex's because they are a piece of ship. These comebacks are not mine. If they are I will tell you.

Wanna read some funny and halarious jokes, memes, insults and comebacks. Well guess what you've come to the right place, read on to laugh your ass off. Lots of love, Godsmuslimah 😂

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Laugh while you are still at it with the most funny picture quote's you can ever find in one place.

Heaps of funny story's about a little red man and his sister the little pink lady I'll be updating my story soon

Russia Gets fired from being a country and gets replaced by Petra. She finds out a secret about the countries of life and she had to read a manual on how to be a country and this story is amazing so read it or I will find you and you will die tonight. lol

Laugh but let's be real these might be handy😜

About things that happens around you or you do it enjoy

this isn't a serious book r anything this will be about halarious experiences with my friends and family at school or at home r anywhere somthing funny happens

Mainly full of dozens of eggsalant puns it will have you cracken up.

A little fry goes bad

He looks at me. I nod my head, and stand to leave. "You belong to her." I whisper. "Logan." He grabs at my hand, but I pull away. "I'm still a freak, Keko. I'm nothing. She's hot as hell. Coming from a non-lesbian! She's cheerleader, she's everything but me! You should go up there. Be crowned Prom King, with the perfect Prom Queen." And I turn on my heel, walking out. The dress flowed between my legs. I stopped at the door, and looked behind me. Keko stood, and walked to the stage. Tears fill my eyes. She does deserve him. Keko steps on the platform, and I watch. Wanting to turn away, but couldn't. Keko took the microphone from the speaker. "Everyone, please, listen. Katrina and I....we are...were the most beautifullest people ever. But, I've been with this girl...No, freak for a while. She's the one who showed me, myself. She showed me, that me and Katrina are the hideous people in this school. Sure, I have devilish good looks, and she's got the body of a seduce stripper, but we leaned on our beauty so much, we grew to be hideous. But, Logan, she showed her side to me. To all of you, she's hideous, outragous, crazy, everything but Katrina. And I agree. She is everything Katrina isn't. She's a book wri...she's a author, she's a freak, she's beautiful, she's emo, she's nerdy, she's not me. Or Katrina. But special of all, Logan, she's my queen." Tears welled up in my eyes. I smiled. He did learned. So much. His eyes lock with mine. "Logan, please come up here." He asks. Katrina was standing still in horror. "Logan, Logan, Logan!" The whole room chanted. I sigh, and walk to Keko. When on stage and grabs my waist and pulls me in. Pressing his precious lips on mine. Not minding the crowd, or teachers around.

characters are aged up so I don't go to jail

THIS HAS SOME YT LINKS IN IT FOR ATTACK ON TITAN MEMES! THIS IS MY SECOND BOOK!!! ENJOY Posted: 11/04/2022

Just some completely random Ranboo fic with no plot. It's supposed to be funny. (Aka a bunch of OCs freaking Ranboo out)

This is what I really want to say to my sister but I can't soooooo true lol

PLEASE BE WARNED THIS BOOK IS LOADED WITH JOKES!!!!!!!! READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!!!

memes

The tittle speaks for it self

He pointed the gun at me with a frustrated face. "Say it again, bambina." I held my hands up with a mocking smirk."Or What? Ya gonna shoot me, Flower Boy?" ******************* Elliot Tyson. A Sassy ass high school student. Now Meet Marco Geraniums. A Mafia King. Elliot was being a Little serpent when she helped Marco but that was before she knew he was a Mafia King. Now how the hell is she gonna explain this to her Mom. ***************** "You may be a Prince in this Business But bitch I am the Queen!"