Hypertranslate Stories

Welcome to this book of "recipes", aka recipes that I throw into Hypertranslate a bunch of times! Let's see how wild these recipes can turn out! Please note: this book is just for FUN. Please DO NOT try to make and eat these recipes just to see how they taste-

Hello, viewers! Welcome to this book of quotes from my books, but completely ruined by yeeting them into Hypertranslate and seeing what we get! Enjoy!!

warning: dis hav ze surrealism