Legged Stories

About a man named Antony who is out to hurt and finger dabb people. He has just reunited with he thunder cat crew and is out to get people especially people who look like purple diamonds. Antony is very ugly and has baby slug eyebrows and also looks like a worm. He reunites with his thunder cat crew and there's a new member called Ema that's right not 'Emma' it's Ema okay. Ema was a not very popular and often had poos in the toilet at school and queefs a lot as well. She does this quietly and her Nick name is 'the silent one' this name was given be her best friend which Is a three legged rat called Dave.

Clockwork Ducks, Gambling with Body Parts, Destroying Cities, a Parade of Monsters, Carniverous Clouds and lots of Death. All told in loving rhyme and joyful prose, a twisted fairy tale of perverse proportions. The Tale of Timmy as he Travels Through These Terrible lands with his companions A Wise Turnip, A Lazy Cat and Timmy's Decomposing Corpse Brother called Jimmy. Will they succeed in their quest to reclaim Timmy's Daddy from War.

When a dying scientist tells his nurse to watch out, she thinks it's his illness-stricken mind playing games with him. What she doesn't realise is that he was part of a team of scientists that, while looking for the 'Miracle Cure of all Miracle Cures', accidentally created a formula that made warmblooded animals carnivorous and rotted their flesh. And that in an attempt to cover up this blunder, they'd dumped the zombie-making substance on some un-claimed, dis-used land, where they had hoped it would decompose without causing any human harm. Fortunately, no humans ever came near the stuff. Unfortunately, a small herd of escaped horses did. Being desperate for grass and ignorant of the stench and colour of the food they were eating, they didn't notice the scientists' creation lurking amid the blades of green. Within days, the herd of five horses had lost their taste for grass, and were now on the hunt. On the hunt for human flesh.

My first story about a pack of wolves. A family, a pack. Cane the Runt and his siblings face a world unlike their ancestors. There homeland was not there own, not when the two legs came. Traveling from den to den, territory to territory. Yet calm, composed. All thanks to the love of their parents Lushi the dark and Wena the red.

A villanelle inspired by The Store of A Million Items by Michelle Cliff