Offence Stories

this just happened some random day some random time. 2 girls, 2 random thoughts with 2 dreams. <---does that even make sense? haha. Ehnyways this is a story about a chat (?) by these 2 wonderful girls i talked about earlier. Please comment and vote because i guarantee(sp?) you that you will laugh your (big/small/flat/squishy) butts off! (*.*) xP

Meet Tee Williams. An 15 year old girl who aspires to become an inspiring rockstar. And she has an ultimate plan to at least survive her highschool years. All she has to do is to stay invisible, be normal and to not become attached to anyone. But what happens when the school's Bad Boys decide to take an interest in her? She is their number one victim and nothing can make them change their minds. Tee faces love, rejection and of course, the highest levels of drama.

Here's the perfect guide to be a perfect bitch.

It all started as an easy job. Ava Degeneres had the dream job. A job she absolutely adored. Just when thought that she had it all she surprisingingly falls in love with someone that Ava shoud've easily brushed off and not even glanced at twice.

Why I'm a centrist, why I disagree with SJW culture, why not liking privilege and oppression Olympics doesn't make me alt-right, why Trump supporters are not inherently bad, why LGBT people can be Republican, and why controlling opinions can be very toxic. DISCLAIMER: I'm not a homophobic, transphobic, sexist, bigoted, racist, xenophobic and generally bad human. These are my opinions, and getting offended because I don't agree with either the right or the left completely, although I'm more left-leaning, doesn't make me an asshole. Don't cancel me for I feel a little differently. Open for debate in the comments if this book gets any reads, that is, XD

Mac J. lived in a small town that was not known by most people, until a murder happens....I'm just kidding, but I wish something interesting would happen here✌️

this is about a girl who has three dead boyfriends and the end

What happens when a ogre meets a hot, sweaty businessman? What happens when swampy green mixes with spray tan orange. What new and exiting colours shall bloom from this exotic, exhilarating fantasy?

Luce and Elle have been taught right from wrong - after all, they attend an all girls private school, so it should be no problem when the not-so-good hotties from the all boys school next door join, right? Yeah, that's what they thought. With the thrills and spills of first crushes and relationship break-ups and make-ups, will the girls be able to discover just who they really are? Goody goodies or girls who just want to have fun? Written by Grace Gerrard and Jess Grimmel 'Such an awesome story... Man!!! I never thought there is gonna be a twist lyk this. Pls keep going. I love it n am looking forward to more' -Akshadee 'I just finished reading it!! OMG! <3 it x' -LittleMissMoo101 'Love it soooooo much!!!!!! Just finished it!!!! I cannot believe you ended it like that!!!!!!!! I dont think i can wait for the next book! I really need to find out what happens now!!!!! :)' -MissTiahnLouise13 We are re-uploading so we get more readers! We have finished the whole book so uploads WILL BE ON TIME!!!

Listening to the same tune over and over again gets tiring. Autumn is stuck listening to everyone insult her day after day, on repeat. So she's left with 3 choices: change the tune of each instrument, track down the conductor or ruin the orchestra all together... [contains some strong language and violence]

offence has eaten the world lets say NO OFFENCE

im doing this so I can clear my gallery a bit a swear!