Offthehook Stories

My collection of all kinds of Splatoon oneshots, from silly to angsty! (NO LEMONS OR X READERS)

5 years has passed since the Great Chroma War and the fall of the Overlords. Kai decides to move to the Splatlands to start his "normal" life. Until he has been chosen to become the new Agent 3, he would discover where the old legends have gone to and perhaps carry a new generation

Agent 4 of the New Squidbeak Splatoon, Pearl and Marina of Off the Hook fame, and formidable king of the Octarians DJ Octavio, all team up with the Splatundrian activist Diade to investigate a strange phenomenon - the birds of their regions are... disappearing?! Tracking the winged creatures down to Diade's homeland of the Splatundra, a cold arctic region, the team must brave the frosty weather, making new friends and enemies. Can they get to the bottom of this mystery? And is everyone around them to be trusted...?

Zonic ends up on Earth and turns into an inkling while trying to get information about a shady criminal. While he's there, he meets Agent 3. He has a romantic interest in this cephalopod from the start and little does he know, she has one for him too. I've never written a story like this one before (by that I mean a romance) and I probably won't again. I might only it's unlikely (requests aren't allowed for this story because I don't want someone to request something inappropriate).

He came to Inkopolis to earn money in Turf Wars. What he got was arriving to a city in crisis, a missing celebrity, and the greatest adventure of his life. This is the story of Agent 4: the Kid from Tempura County.

{ Warning: Major spoilers for Octo Expansion! } After almost sacrificing her own life to save the world from a maniacal sentient telephone, Eight wants nothing more than to travel to the Promised Land at last, where she can finally begin to live a normal life of her own up in Inkopolis. With Three promising to show her around and help her get settled, Eight isn't too worried about what the beautiful, colorful city has to offer. She's more than excited to see it all - and perhaps even participate in these "turf wars" she'd heard so much about.. However, life isn't as easy as Eight'd thought. Although she doesn't have to fight any more zombified Octolings (while off duty, at least), Eight only feels confusion when a certain Inkling girl tugs at her heart strings. Not to mention that life in Inkopolis isn't all rainbows and ponies (whatever those are..). Will Eight be able to truly accustom to an average life, or will it forever be just a rollercoaster of love and hate?

It's kinda hard to understand what inklings and octolings are singing when they sing so this book is the lyrics to songs from the games. P.S, I looked the lyrics up and didn't wright them unless I say that I did in that part and if you want to you can request a song.

"ʝυѕт α вσσк ωιтн мє!" мαяιиα ѕαι∂ ωιтн α ρєα¢є ѕιgи.

(I obviously do not own any of these characters) (The pictures I put in here are not made by me except for the cover) (I might make more of these I don't know) At Grade 7 Nintendo Elementary School, there is a new mysterious girl. Mario is curious and wants to find out more. Join Mario, Link, Kirby and more on this epic journey! (Including third parties from smash bros but whatever)

The unfortunate agent 4 falls into the deep sea metro. To get out she has to make some new friends.

Are you Pearl or Marina from Off the Hook? Take the quiz to find out. You might want a piece of paper.

Hey, you might be wondering, "oh, how will I know what to find in this post apocalyptic highly technological bunker!" Well, you might be finding this, so buckle in as good ol Agent 3 shows you!

Agent 4 and Marie are at a Christmas party and one thing leads to another.

Welcome, MARINA IIDA Search: "digital recording" Searching... One file found: ENTROPY-10/15/24.frsh Download ENTROPY-10/15/24.frsh ? >yes_ Downloading... ▊▨▨▨▨▨▨▨▨▨ 10% ▊▊▊▨▨▨▨▨▨▨ 30% ▊▊▊▊▊▨▨▨▨▨ 50% ▊▊▊▊▊▊▊▨▨▨ 70% ▊▊▊▊▊▊▊▊▊▊ 100% Download complete >open file_ Opening file... File Description: Transcript of a digital recording made on a piece of Order tech, likely stolen. Accompanied by recording. Voice of Calypso Iida-▇▇▇▇, child of Marina Iida and ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇. Former Eighth Agent of the New Squidbeak Splatoon. Blue-Ringed Octoling/Mimic Octoling hybrid. Aged nineteen at time of recording. Whereabouts: UNKNOWN Affiliations: UNKNOWN Aliases: Atlas >play recording_

Introduction (short) After Frisk released the Monsters in the Underground 2 years later, an unexpected event happened. The water in the ocean suddenly increased the water level. Flood the world and humans and monsters have been wiped out, but some have migrated to a special place where scientists have built a special Pod that can extend the lives of tens of thousands. years in a frozen state What will the story be like to follow!!! ((This is my first story, if there's anything wrong, I'm sorry)) Warning!: This story may contain Some spoilers for the story of Splatoon and Undertale and may contain a bit of vulgar language and content. So please use discretion when viewing. Credits are in the book, sorry for the inconvenience.

WE'RE BACK!! Blood trickled from the octoling's mouth and petals and flowers littered the floor around her. Her eyes were clouded and dull, and her breathing came in shallow gasps. "Marina..." I didn't know how to react. How was anyone supposed to know that? She was dying.

The Great Turf War left a lasting stigma: Inklings and Octolings are enemies. The New Squidbeak Splatoon chose to protect Inkopolis under the guidance of the veteran Captain Cuttlefish. When two rogue Octolings appear; can they bridge the gap between the races? Four friends gather searching high and low. Can they end the Octoling's tale of woe? A bond so strong, they're practically family. This strength allows them to stop anybody. Who are they really, you ask? The four pieces of a puzzle, completing their task! (...I hope that was good enough...)