Ous Stories

This collection contains assorted humorous prose, and perhaps some humorous poems if I'm in the mood, bearing in mind that this collection may not be funny, at all.

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100,000 words.....we will all be dead by then :D WARNING: Strong and or offensive language used in dis, in conclusion if you did get offended please do message me and i will change the text peace

Meet the Cooper family: there's the Queen band member wannabe (and eldest brother), Haiden, the elder sister, Vivi, obsessed with nothing other than boys and piercings, the attention-seeking four year old, Finn and the cat named Snape. Caught up in the middle of it all is 'Kenzie, trying to make sense of her mad family and why she exists.Convinced she is the only normal one, Kenzie struggles to realise that each member of her family is trying their hardest to cope. To muddle through. When their parents reach breaking point and are bordering on divorce, they send the Cooper siblings to a distant relative in the Lancashire countryside, where their accommodation proves most eerie and rather intruiging indeed, leaving Haiden, Vivi, Finn and Kenzie to reflect on life after their youngest brother's passing, the 'other half', to Finn, the twin he never got to meet. And as secrets unravel themselves in the little Lancashire village they are staying in, the four find themselves struggling to keep muddling through. A great story if you like stories about life's ups and downs, capturing the personalites of the world's colourful and interesting people along the way.

...Just don't get out of control while laughing.

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Looking for jokes that make you say.. Hahahahahahaha hahahahahahaha hehehehehe he hilarious hilarious LMAO LMAO LMAO LOL LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHA hahahahahahaha Hehehe. Hehehehehe. Heheheh. Hahahahahahaha.... Well you have come to the right place. Highest #10 Humor ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- All jokes are not made by me, some are taken from the net

Apparently, seventeen years ago when my parents named their kids, they were searching for the most embarrassing names they could find. I mean, what parent doesn't want their kids to be teased for the rest of their lives? (Cue eye roll) Wanna know my twin brother's name? Dick. And no, it's not short for Richard. (Sometimes he really does live up to his name, though.) But my name is much worse than my brother's. Ever since my fifth grade class watched "the video" (y'know, the one about puberty and sex?) I've been getting teased about it. The name in question? Uranus.

Amber Adams has a pretty amazing life. Three best friends she wouldn't trade the world for. Loving guardians, loving sister, she has everything... until she has to leave it behind to live with her father who was just released from jail. And she just doesn't want to go (who would?). She's never even see his face! And, he says it's his fault Amber's mother died. When Amber leaves, will she discover the lost (well, to her) story of her mothers death? She wants to, but she can't do it alone. She can't leave behind her three best friends.///////////Not sure if i want to continue, give me time to think, please!

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