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this was a mistake. but I'm currently trying to avoid being gay af by writing some shit so have fun *dedicated to/inspired by @TheSuicideDolls*

This is just for me to keep track i guess The cover is firestars quest because i thought he looked cool

nothing lol

this is a book about the deep random bs crap within my mind.

AU where Joji lives in Manhattan instead of Brooklyn, Max is a high class drug dealer from Battery Park City, and Ian is... Ian. Our protagonist is an 18 year old girl living alone in the city, trying to sort her life out, but she's tangled up in drugs & mental illness & she can't see her way out. It's fucked. Read all about it. I was listening to a Tove Lo's new album and the song stranger spoke to me in a weird way and inseminated the idea for this story in my head. So. Here it is. Buy & stream Blue Lips by Tove Lo.

You have special instructions from your boss to work late. Things take an unexpected turn. *The POV character in this is supposed to be gender-neutral but they wear a dress at one point, so just ignore that if you want to.

elmo is a poor high school boy until he strikes a deal with his teacher, Mr. Cookie I am really sorry for writing this. this fanfic is for one of my followers-

Some dumb art shit I do, look if you want your FUCKING EYES TO BURN OUT OF THEIR SOCKETS 😊

Welcome to random things. Here I post things I get tagged in, thoughts, and basically everything that doesn't relate to my books at all. So get your popcorn and your soda cause this is gonna be something

Wanna see everyday things about me? Well here u go.

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i'm warning you please watch out for this story

Techno crashes Dream and fundy wedding because ⟟ say so

뜨거운 Donald J Trump, devastated from Kim Jong Un's supposed disappearance, finds comfort in the arms of Putin. Little did he know, there was quite a bit more going on. 날 죽여줘

Fairytales with a twist???!?!?!?!! OWO hOW oRiGINaL. I original wrote a story called "The Other Half" when I was in fifth grade, and thought I would do a little shit post for any of my old friends from when I was 10 who are still on this goshdarn site. Anyways, praise jesus yadayadayada forgive my sins death is my blessing. Praise Apep.

When you 😱😱😱 ................................................................................. Hello! This is my first artbook since i decided i wanted other people to see my art. I didn't expect it to get so many reads in only like, 3 days. Thanks for reading everybody! ................................................................................. If the chapter has gore, it will be labeled with: ⚠️ If the chapter is just a sh!tpost, it will be labeled with: 🤪 ................................................................................. Milestones! 25 Reads: 2/22/23 50 Reads: 2/23/23 75 Reads: 2/24/23 100 Reads: 3/3/23 ................................................................................. A/N: This book will probably be completed once there's 100 chapters. Don't worry, I will probably make another one once this one is done!