Roasted Stories

*All resemblance to those living or dead is purely coincidental*

memes funny ...just read

"Roasting is hard lol" *especially when it comes to your favs* - comment and vote if you agree or if it just made you laugh - ⚠️No throwing shade at me bc of what I'm saying; it's meant for roasting humor audiences ONLY⚠️

Ouch! I can't believe I fell into a stove. Oh I didn't see you there. Hehe. Ummm.............just saying umm...........................uh.................ok I fell into a stove and know I'll be roasted cookies hehe! Can you help me get out of here BEFORE I DIE. Ok

The biggest Roast of 2017

(note: vemse is on the cover (girl)) Rey: hey guys! I'm Rey Vemse: and I'm Vemse! Both: Welcome to our Q&A! Vemse: feel free to ask us questions! *whispers: like if Rey has a crush on Kylo* Rey: VEMSE SHUT UP!!! Vemse: anyways, ask away! Little brown haired girl- Rey: and her friend- Vemse: is ouuut! Both: BYEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Just to start this off, this whole book is going to be triggering. It involves a lot of death and harm. So, if you don't like any of that [porrly written], please don't read this. So, as you know, a lot of artists do this think called Goretober. It's a thing where each day, they draw something with a certain theme. So, I am doing the same thing, but instead, it's writing. I don't know why I thought of this. I know this is going to be bad . . . Fuck it. Hope you enjoy this.

A book full of "punny" roasts. Highest ~ #482 in Humor #16 in burned #993 in Humor on 9/10 #513 in Humor on 9/26

All the comebacks you will ever need

The title basically describes it. I'm just going to be roasting different celebrities.This book is just a joke so please do not get offended. No salty people, please!. Savages only! Your welcome to give me some celebrities to roast. Send me a picture of what the celebrity looks like and I will roast that picture of them (maybe a little more if I really know the celebrity)! Well let's get to the book! Hope ya enjoy!

Have a break and read these roast lines

The traditional Indian snack known as makhana is also a high-value aquatic cash crop. It thrives in perennial stagnant bodies of water. Makhana has been widely used in traditional oriental medicine to treat a number of illnesses, including kidney issues, persistent diarrhea, excessive leucorrhea, and splenic hypofunction. Additionally, due to its high mineral content and medicinal value, it is quickly becoming recognized as a super food on a global scale.

The Pll squad now have Instagrams Wonder what they post? Disclaimer: no time setting and I don't own Pll and I got these pics from google so all rights go to the owner who made this or something

Here is a book full od insults and comebacks to really annoying people in general.

O O O O F ! ! ! W H Y ! ? ... A thesaurus has just roasted me.