Sarcasm Stories

•[COMPLETED]• Book-1 of Costello series. Valentina is a free spirited bubbly girl who can sometimes be very annoyingly kind and sometimes just.. annoying. She has lived in Texas as long as she can remember with her mother with no knowledge of her rest of her family. Suddenly her life takes a huge turn. Loved ones are lost and sudden revelations are made. She is not very good at dealing with changes. Well let's just say she is in for a huge surprise when she finds out about her father and the fact that she has six brothers. Yeah that's gonna be fun :) . . Yup this is another older brother/ mafia family story. Enjoy! Best rankings: #1 in siblings #1 in Big brothers #1 in American mafia #1 in Costello #1 in cousin #1 in lost Princess #2 in mafia brothers #2 in lost daughter #3 in badass #3 in family secrets #4 in older brother #5 in sarcasm #4 in sister #4 in reunited

Evangeline Winters is the pinnacle of kindness. A permanent smile on her face, always willing to lend a helping hand, and she would never hurt a fly. She has never lost composure. Never. Aiden Anderson is someone she should avoid. Brooding, mysterious, and the least friendly person ever known to man. He tolerates few, and cares even less. And that bike of his? That should serve as a warning. He's dangerous. So why is it that she can't stay away from him? He is the only person to ever make her snap. And she is the only woman who will make him fall to his knees.

Thalia Kennedy is a positive ball of sunshine, she likes dirty jokes and smiling whenever. When she meets a man, the complete opposite of her she immediately takes a liking to him and wants to be the one to teach him how to enjoy the little things is life. Heath Jackson was a complicated man in many ways, from his complicated past to his guaranteed complicated future, he was never able to run away from his silent fears he'd face alone. He was closed off and hated the thought of even interacting with people, until someone was heavenly brought in to save him. --------------------------- "I'm thinking" He tells me and I frown. Is it really that hard to think about something nice about me? "I like your lips" He finally answers with a sly smirk on his face thinking he did something. "Which ones?" I ask before I could stop myself and bite my lip. "Don't you dare answer that" I point my finger at him, the smirk still on his face. ----------------------- #3 in cold 7/11/22 #1 in sarcasm 8/10/22

Ella was kidnapped by the Greek mafia at just three years old and endured years of brutal torment until she finally rose to power. By sixteen, she had become the feared Donna of the Greek underworld and the legendary assassin known as Belladonna. But when CPS steps in, she is forced to live under the same roof as her six Italian mafia brothers, a family she never asked for. Can Ella learn to trust the people who want to protect her, or has her past carved wounds too deep for her to ever truly open up? "So... where are you shipping me off to? What foster home this time?" "No, Miss Drakos. We found your biological family." I looked at them, then back at him. "Yeah... no thanks," I said flatly.

Poems written in the space between thoughts and feelings.

"Y/n," you said, because apparently introductions were happening whether you liked it or not. He tilted his head slightly, as if committing the name to memory. "Moriarty." Of course it was. The name settled strangely in your mind, like it belonged to something you hadn't quite figured out yet. "Well, Moriarty," you said lightly, "try not to stand directly in people's walking paths. It's a dangerous lifestyle." "I was standing still." This story does not follow the original storyline of the Young Sherlock series. But please enjoy it anyway.

What would you feel if the world around you suddenly changed overnight? Ruina was only a farm girl who desired nothing but to serve the people who saved her on one raging night of ash and blood. Until a fateful encounter will put a start to an already-written story. The beginning of a story full of adventure and comedy. A strong bond of friendship that is tied by fun time and tragedy. "One day, my life only revolves around soil and plants. I never thought I would be tasked to protect the weak and serve humanity."

2,180 days without a single friend. Online school doesn't save me from the pain. If you've made it this far, then you've cared about me more than my teachers and parents combined. It sounds performative if I tell you that I am just another bullied kid trying to survive, but I don't know if I am. *** Solomon Handler's nightmares have returned-and this time, they are becoming more real. Like every other problem in his life, Solomon tries to push them away, but these visions want something. And they are coming to collect. As the world around him begins to crumble, Solomon is forced to confront the horrors that torment him whether he is awake or asleep.

if destiny once tied them together , it can also make them apart!~ They fought destiny once - and won. But what happens when love itself becomes a mystery to solve? Lavika and Akshit's marriage is a mix of laughter, late-night coffee, and arguments that end in hugs. Until one secret file turns everything upside down. Old memories, hidden truths, and a twist no one saw coming. Because sometimes, the person you trust most... is the one hiding the biggest secret. A STORY BY AUTHOR LILY!~

June 1987. Severus Snape had hoped the school year would finally draw to a close, allowing him to return to the only constants in his life worth cherishing: silence, research, and the blissful absence of other people. Instead, he found himself trapped in a predicament that was, even by his standards, utterly absurd: He was forced to leave Hogwarts. He was compelled to travel. And-as the ultimate cruelty-he was not permitted to do so alone. His trainee-that obstinate, insolently capable young witch who had already transformed the previous year into a trial of endurance-had been assigned to him once more. A decision that Snape, naturally, viewed with profound disapproval. Together, they were thrust into a world far more alien to him than the Dark Arts ever were. A realm of unfamiliar landscapes, unwritten rules, and people who held no regard for the boundaries Snape had so meticulously constructed around himself. And as if that were not challenge enough, he was forced to confront a terrifying truth: the greatest danger was not lurking in the distance-but walking right beside him.

Eiris Frost, Daughter of the Ice Queen and the King of Winter, wasn't an ordinary girl. Little does anybody know, she knows how the story goes. How it all ends. It was her favourite thing to watch, so of course she knew. Some things go the same, but then weird dreams and hidden mysteries start to unveil. She starts to hear about forgotten secrets and prophecies, and things escalate fast.

Best friends don't look at each other like that. Best friends don't think about it after. so whatever this is- it's definitely not just that.

तेरी मेरी गल्लां हो गयी मशहूर कर न कभी तू मुझे नज़रों से दूर Some love stories are loud. This one happens quietly between long nights, unfinished conversations, and feelings no one wants to name. Vedika Sharma comes to college with clear rules: focus on her dreams, protect her independence, and stay away from complications. Especially the kind that come wrapped in confidence, privilege, and a dangerously calm smile. Shivansh Singh Rathore has never chased love. Raised with responsibility and expectations, he believes control is strength until a sharp-tongued, disciplined girl from a completely different world challenges everything he thought he understood. They start as enemies. Then become friends. Then pretend to be something they're not. But fake relationships have a habit of turning real. And some bonds are forbidden not by society, but by loyalty. Set in Jaipur, this is a college love story filled with friendship, sarcasm, chaos, slow-burn romance, and nights that stretch longer than they should. Because some stories don't end in heartbreak. They end in waiting. ************************************************** Some love stories don't begin with promises. They begin with long nights, unfinished sentences, and feelings that arrive quietly... and stay. ************************************************** के रातां लम्बियां रे कटे तेरे संगयां संगयां रे

𝑂𝑛𝑒 𝑐𝑎𝑡, 𝑂𝑛𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑒, 𝑍𝑒𝑟𝑜 𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑐𝑒 𝑜𝑓 𝑎 𝑛𝑜𝑟𝑚𝑎𝑙 𝑑𝑎𝑦~ 【🐈‍⬛🪄】 🐈‍⬛ A Stray Kids Bromance Story 🪄 No Lgbtq+ involved in this story 🐈‍⬛ Suitable For Readers with 14+ 🪄 Cover Made by ChatGPT

**Perfect Chaos** Friendly Enemies-to-chaotic lovers. Found family. Buried trauma. A love that burns slow-and a shadow ready to break her. She's the wildfire everyone leans on-loud, loyal, unbreakable. She fights for her friends and pretends the nightmares don't still wake her screaming. She says she's fine. She's lying. He's the sarcastic guy who acts like she's his headache. The one who notices when her smile cracks. The one who carries her when she breaks. The one who whispers "I've got you" like a vow. He says he's fine. He's lying. Their chaotic family is everything-late-night donut runs, color wars, two fiercely loyal dogs who guard her heart. But one is slipping away. Secret calls. Forced smiles. Guilt she can't name. And someone is watching. Planting photos. Whispering doubts. Turning closeness into betrayal. Waiting to isolate her... and make her his. A festival of colors hiding fractures. Panic in the dark. Late-night confessions. They laugh. They fight. They fall apart together. But when the pictures arrive, will everyone survives what comes next? **Perfect Chaos** - where friendship keeps them breathing, love is the deadliest risk, and the shadow already knows how to break her. Step into the storm. You won't look away. 🌪️💜

A collection of very random short stories, hope you enjoy :)

Are you into action stories? Or into stories where loyalty is law. "The dragon" presents a mixture of faithfulness, teasing, comic and maybe a bit of emotion. Not every warrior carries a sword, some carry promises but Loyalty is not a promise spoken, it is a choice repeated after all the loudest thunder comes from silent faithfulness and the only thing more dangerous than fire is betrayal, you don't stand beside someone because it's easy, you stand because leaving would break something inside you. In a world where allies are like snakes ready to bite... "...I'm put in a situation where faithfulness runs through my veins, yet obsession pressures both my loyalty towards Elijah, and my honor..." - Alex said I will answer all your questions, feel free to contact me on Discord (blx_bla1ck) for better understanding.

Hi everyone, I'm a law student by day and a silly goose by night.🪿 Welcome to my cozy corner on Wattpad .✨ I just write some random things about myself or other topics. Think of this story as a YouTube channel, but on Wattpad. These chapters are like a part of my digital diaries where I write about my thoughts , daily life and everything in between . I hope they bring you comfort and laughter. ♥️♥️♥️ Disclaimer : I don't own this picture; I found it on Pinterest and added the title. All rights belong to their respective owners. No copyright infringement intended.

"Seven years passed, but my feelings for you is still the same." Kim Seungmin ff Started: Nov. 21, 2025 #1 sarcasm #16 sarcasm #48 stalker #2 minmin

"Just date him. It'll fix everything." Kendall doesn't lose. Not in school. Not in life. Blake? He's cold, cruel... and somehow always in her way. They argue. They insult. They plot revenge. And then her mom overhears the perfect disaster. Fake dating. Rules. Pride. Sparks. Two rivals. Forced together. One lie. A hundred reasons it shouldn't work. But here's the thing... The more they fight, the more... it's not just a lie anymore. Enemies. Banter. Teasing. Fire. The lie that loved them... might just burn everything down. Trope Guide- ♡ Fake Dating arc ♡ Slow burn Romance ♡ Protective But Emotionally Guarded Male Lead ♡Bold Female Lead Glow-Up ♡ Academic Rivalry ♡ High school drama 🥇#1 #sharpbanter [05-02-2026] #14 #sarcasm [05-03-2026]