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Meet Y/n L/n. A 4th year highschool student at Ohio's school for the Demented- Special, school for the special, and an absolute menace to society along with the group of chuckle fucks he calls friends. And finally after a month of back to back to back exams it's finally summer vacation. And as per tradition in Y/n's friend group, summer vacation is primd opportunity to earn some fat cash inform of betting who will have the best, most craziest, most bat shit insane holiday out of everyone. And now it's up to Y/n to decide. Will he come out ontop with craziest summer vacation or will he loss and have to pay $100 loser fee. Or will he walk away with baddest baddies? Find out in "A Vacation To RIVAL Them All"

What had originally started off as a brief detour to another world for a box of chocolates had left Y/N with a job training Horse girls. In between him and his wife's adventures across the multiverse, he stops back in for a few years to train his Uma's. This is a log of the odd scenarios that seem to follow him while training his Uma's.

Bang bang bang, it's a guideverse featuring the TCF cast. Read as Cale gets swamped just for existing as a guide in a world full of hungry, alpha, sweaty, rut-driven, male espers alongside your untrustworthy narrator. Also, I'm just writing this for fun. So don't expect anything to make sense. Read this if you know English.

Iwazumi has moved on since he left. At least, that's what he tells himself when he stares up at the ceiling with the bright idea of calling him up and asking how he's been all the way in Brazil. But, that's not going to happen, he knows that. A/N I just wanted to post this to get it off my drafts tbh. This was actually my first time ever writing fanfiction as well so I'm not expecting it to be great but yk. I might update later on who knows. please be nice vro im a minor🥹✌️ none of the characters are mine, obviously and all rights belong to Furudate so ya

The first few r from 2020! I can't stress that enough. I'm rlly rlly tempted to rewrite them but idk

im trying to come up with a name for this story enjoy ig

I've decided that I have to much art piling up and I NEED everyone to see it 61 in Apple✨✨ 83 in my art 420 READS AUGUST 2024 HELLL YEEAH 30 in countryballs

10 years after the Great Bird War, Magolor settled down in a peaceful farm. However, after finding out that the King's child is still alive, he decides to embark on a dangerous and wild journey across his entire universe, alongside a private investigator, a foe turned friend, and a mysterious criminal who is wanted by the government. Together they will find tons of new places, they will meet a lot of friends and enemies as they try to reach the Edges of The World. This is the third and final installment of the Breaking trilogy, continuing the story of the critically acclaimed "Despicable Bad" and "Breaking The Multiverse".

just some drawings lol

Hell survived Vox's little crash-out session, and a certain four demons are pretending that means they're perfectly fine. Alastor keeps smiling, keeps the radio humming, keeps everything neatly under control-because needing anyone would be a weakness, and he refuses to be caught with one. Especially now, at the height of his power. Unfortunately, an old emotion he once tried to bury is resurfacing, aimed at three people he very much does not need it for. Husk still acts like he's one bad hand away from walking out-but he doesn't anymore. He listens. He stays. That's new, and he hates how much it matters, especially now that the number of situationships around him has made actually giving a damn a real pain in the ass. Angel Dust is still stuck under Valentino's thumb, worked harder than ever now that Vox is out of the picture. Between survival and exhaustion, he doesn't have the time-or the energy-to process the fact that his feelings might be real... and worse, that they might actually work. Lucifer does what he does best: acting perfectly fine. He hides behind charm and smiles, telling himself that the unfamiliar thump in his chest is just delusion-that his heart couldn't possibly start beating for anyone again after Lilith. He doesn't realize he's already proving himself wrong. Against all of their better judgment, this relationship isn't built on fairytales or destiny-but on four broken demons avoiding affection as hard as they can, only to stumble into far too much of it by complete accident... and slowly, reluctantly, learning how to live with it. Somehow got 1# on wtf 1/5/2026

ᵃʰᵃ ʷᵃʳⁿⁱⁿᵍ ᵗʰⁱˢ ᵇᵒᵒᵏ ᵐᵃʸᵇʳ ᶜʳⁱⁿᵍᵉ ᵃⁿᵈ ⁱˢ ᵐᵃᵏᵉ ᶠᵒʳ ʷᵃˢᵗˡᵉˢˢ ᶜᵒ ᵗᵉᵇᵗ, ˢʰⁱᵗˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵍⁱᵍᵍˡᵉˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵐᵒʳᵉ! ᵈᵒ ᵉⁿʲᵒʸ :)

Just a crap load of incorrect quotes from FE games (mostly Three Houses) And yes, I deleted the previous books because I didn't put sources- ships and crap btw I'll put a Fates or Awakening quote in every now and then If the source says "unknown" and you know where it came from, feel free to tell me There's a crap load of explicit language, so b e w a r e •w• oh my god this book is ranked so highly, thank you so much-

A space for all of the fandoms I'm in to run loose, collecting fanfics, fanart and oodles and doodles of headcanons for their dearest indulgers. Oh, I do hope you'll join me in this plethora of shitposts. **DISCLAIMER** I do not own any of the media in this work, including The Twilight Saga, The Princess Switch 3 or the Friday Barnes series (Not limited to these! The amount of pop culture works I comment on is dependent to whatever I'm currently Viking with). The rights to these works belong to their respective authors, and this book is only intended to be a bit of batshit fun :)

Freddy Fazbear never thought he'd fall for a 5'5 king like Thom Yorke, but when gravity brings these two together, nothing can stop them. Follow Thom Yorke and Jonny Greenwood as they fight their way to victory to save the Animatronics from the notorious Purple Guy and his evil musician army! ***[UPDATE & Authors Note] Trigger Warning for SA, Gore, PTSD, Trauma in general, and most of all, A Nonsensical Silly Concept of a Story + an absurd amount of references. ALSO: please rate and tell me if my writing is shit ass bootycheeks. I'm rlly trying with the newer chapters.

This book will include vines, rants, countdowns, reviews, jokes, scenarios, shipping, incorrect quotes, art, tumblr stuff, vents, and theories (also cursing). Some more than others, so feel free to tell me what you want! So, I figured that shitposting fit as a title. It's gonna be mostly The Owl House (I warn you now: I am a Lumity shipper), but since I like Amphibia and they're both Disney, I'll slip some of that into this book as well, although I can't promise it'll be often. The cover doesn't have gravity falls in it because I added that on after I made this. Ready? Welcome to the shitshow.

guys this is satire also cover art not mine

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'God I hope not'

This story is just a shitpost, I write the most random things here so if you read "Jesus" or idk "Santa" in some part its normal. Also some parts can be a but offensive, but I swear thats not my goal. Anyways the two main characters are...Jonathan and Thomas. Idk have fun reading this absolutely tremendous story! ☺️🫶💖

im too lazy to write actual stories 💔 / used to be shitposting but now its a groupchat au of my ocs,, you have to scroll a lot to get to it though sorry