Stinky Stories

It all started as a casual "Queen - Servant" game, which turned into a daily agreement... - One shots in YOUR point of you, about the besties' stinky deal.

Another one of my stories over on tugstories.com. Much more to come, just the prologue, the first part and the second - it might seem like any soccer camp, sure, but let's just say there are ropes, sweat and torture all underneath too! Read to see, leave your thoughts in the comments or my messages!

Pretty much a public diary.

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A Story You'd never expect.... When the teachers pet is a SPY!!! for the teacher You'd never expect what happens between the spy and Mr.Lowe READ AND FIND OUT AT YOUR SCHOLASTIC BOOK FAIR!!!!

*cums* oh sorry i didnt mean to *cums again* omg this is so embarrassing im so sorry

stinky is lord

a beautiful love story between two seemingly repugnant men

YEs. dat YEEEEeesdef fooooooof pooo

GUESS WHAT!? -chicken butt- Anyway! Here's the dequel sequel of the prequel! If you PAID ATTENTION (Willy 🤨), a sequel has been heavily implied, so here it is! Obviously, the horror of Walter isn't over. The good ending is the canonical (not the bad one), so don't get it twisted. Evelynn MAY be schizophrenic. Who knows lmao.

Poems that I've written.

An 18 year old college student that believes he's not doing anything wrong, he has family problems and in school as well, he has a... hobby one might say.

gah dayum 👴🕶🤏

So yeah, pretty much the title. I'll tell the truth no matter what and you ask me stuff. So yeah. Just nothing too personal.

(Wattpad book- description not updated) Thaaaatttssss righttttt! another smg34 fanfic! After the opening of Smg3's Coffee and Bombs, the owner (smg3 if you couldn't figure it out) finds himself in a lovestruck position with his sleep deprived friend. Congrats. Welcome to the story of two gayasses. (Discontinued)

bee is a hottie

a bunch of one shots with gay fags!! enjoy!🍺🌙

Eeeeehhhh Some of my ponytown thingies You can use any of my ponies for anything! So basically you can steal them. I'm not gonna kill you.

The title WAS 'Gabriel Goes To His Local Tesco And Gets A Fucking Crucifix Shoved Up His Rectum" but once i published this it didn't show up fully so i had to shorten it One day, Xeruma was being a silly little poopfart as usual and decided "I'm going to ruin people's lives by making a stupid as shit fanfic again." And so here we are. Archangel Gabriel from The Mandela Catalogue runs out of grapes and decides "Fuck it. I'm going to Tesco." this is a weird ass fandom but i am PROUD to be apart of it 😔🙏 alex kister notice me pkspslsplsplspls