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this is a joke please dont kill me neil 😍 cover photo credit: year of the snake by neil cicierega any and all typos are on purpose and are added for comedic affect holy shit what #1 in the mcdonalds tag as of june 21st 2021

bit of a stretch to call this poetry and had i not written it i'd probably hate it but who am i kidding i hate it anyway but its a creative outlet so might upload some photography too because im just wild

this is a cry for help

peepeepoopoo

A short story about a 25 year old man who works in a clock factory...

Abby was a lonely teenage girl with a beautiful voice and a deep affection for her favourite actor. What will happen when he shows up at her doorstep?!?!

One shot Continuations will also be one shots I am shitting on the toilet lord help me this has to be satans work

I hate myself

wtf

A/N: THIS IS A CRACKFIC PLEASE DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY Cloud=my crush Tee heee Sixton ultimate rizzler x Clood real I wrote this to cope :)

Get clapped m8 Piftin till I die Who I wrote this art with ---> @honeystopNOW

So hot 🧽🧽 🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑

smutshots that i wrote 📑📑📑

So real so real (Why did I write this seriously) Also credits to one of my friends @deeznutsdel for helping me with some of the characters personalities.

i humbly apologize, but then again. i don't. Yes every chapter is the same picture of Ted. schlatt's kinky boots

Dont read this if you didnt read the full thing

y/n gets in a relationship with Colonel Sanders after being heartbroken by Shrek 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺