Humour Stories

"Bridget Jones with a lot more wine! This story is hilarious, feel-good and relatable in all the best ways!" - Grace K @ HQ. She's just quit her high-flying job, and her marriage is coasting on fumes. Can Alice find a sense of purpose in the wreckage? ***** Alice's life isn't going to plan. She's tied to her phone, pointlessly managing PR for a sinking corporate megalith. She's become a bit player in her kids' lives, and her marriage is coasting on fumes. Forcing herself into action with a rash resignation, Alice sets out to make a positive impact on the world around her. But how? Meditation leads to napping, and her attempts to get closer to her teenage daughter result in the discovery of a secret that leaves her at a loss. As the months tick by and a sense of purpose continues to elude her, Alice finds herself forming bonds with the most unlikely characters: the young woman who panhandles outside her old office; the homeless boy who sits cross-legged outside the liquor store with his ginger cat; her own dog walker who, it turns out, knows a thing or two about developing a good crema. Testing the limits of marriage, motherhood and the Toronto subway system -- can Alice find her way into a purpose-driven life? Or will it all be one giant hangover? [*Wattpad Editor's Pick 2018*] [[word count: 70,000-80,000 words]] Readers say: "This had me laughing so loud that my sister came to check up on me to see if I'm OK!!!" "...the new Bridget Jones, a working woman's take on the digital age." About the Author: Working mother and red wine enthusiast, Renee lives in Toronto with her flawed but wonderful family (seriously, who left socks on the kitchen counter?) in a flawed but wonderful house (what *is* that smell in the basement?) where she writes flawed but wonderful stories about what it is to be a woman today.

This story goes to all the girls, who dreams! Irrespective of what, when and where. It's a story of a girl, who dreams keeping faith in her fate and her Rab. She dreams about the life she wants to lead. She dreams about having the fairytale, she reads about. She dreams about meeting her Prince Charming, she is fascinated with. Join her in the journey of her dreams.

𝐇𝐚𝐦𝐍𝐚𝐟𝐚𝐬 : 𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐨𝐧 **** She never imagined that her search for beauty would lead her to something rarer than anything she'd ever captured - him. He never believed in miracles, until he met her. A moment's encounter, a lifetime's pull - because sometimes, fate writes its own kind of attraction. [Zayna x Yazan] **** She paints emotions; He builds empires. They've been rivals since childhood, each determined to outshine the other. But when hate lingers too long, it starts to look a lot like love - and neither of them is ready to admit who's falling first. [Mayza x Zarib] **** She believes in healing hearts, except her own, which raced the moment she saw him. He never wanted love, but some connections refuse to be ignored, even by the strongest hearts. [Isbah x Arham] *** He conquers in business; she triumphs in every challenge. Always at each other's throats, their rivalry knows no bounds, in the office, in every task, in every glance. Yet, when a spark ignites between them, the game they've played for so long takes a dangerous, irresistible turn neither of them expected. [Safiya x Amaan]

No matter how perfect things turn . First love is....different, the innocence, the spark, the care, the mistakes. It can't be recreated again Its true, first love sparks hit different but it doesn't mean second chance doesn't worth it..... Might the innocence, the spark won't be same. But other ? Things like 'maturity', 'understanding', 'trust' will create something deep and different. Something beautiful So join this journey . Where first love get chance to be second This story is of NAYAN MALHOTRA and TARA SINGHANIYA Nayantara✨️ But there is a surprise ... its not just a love story

All roads lead to you... even those I took to forget you.

The Butterfly Effect: a situation in which an action or person that does not seem important has a very large effect on future events. Or A situation in which Eveline Jane Watson falls head‑first into a fictional world and, by simply existing, manages to derail events that were supposed to remain fixed in time, dragging chaos, inconvenience, and several migraines into the life of Prince Maekar Targaryen, a man who prefers his world orderly, predictable, and entirely free of strange women who refuse to behave.

There's a new vigilante Queens, and the graveyard of secrets dangling beneath her inevitably entangles a certain red-and-blue superhero into her life - in a fashionably irreparable and irreversible manner.

A Brindian teenager's K-Pop dream comes alive in K-drama style. Coming of age meets Hallyu, romance and humour. Brindian IRA RAÏÏS is almost 17. An elite school topper from Hampshire, Blighty, she is due to read at Oxford University. Heiress to a global multimillion pound empire currently headed by the General, she is on a fast track to becoming one of the youngest CEOs in the Fortune 500. She sounds pretty made up, right? Think again.She is not ok with any of this. Her absolute, single-minded, heart-fluttering OBSESSION is... K-POP. She and her gang have a secret gig. A 5-member Girl Group. She knows there's zero chance they will make anything of it, but when an unexpected catalyst appears, things are rustled up, good and proper. All they need is insane talent, hard graft, and one summer. The summer before Uni. Will the General agree to let Ira go? And even if she does, will she and her gang actually be good enough to realise their K-pop dream? CALLING ALL K-POP AND K-DRAMA LOVERS! SUSPEND YOUR DISBELIEF (AND THE LAWS OF PHYSICS) FOR THIS COMING OF AGE K-DRAMA-INSPIRED ADVENTURE OF A BRINDIAN TEEN IN LOVE WITH K-POP 😘🫰🏼🫶🏼💓

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After succumbing to her injuries, Rosaline is gone. Ragnhild takes control. And with her, her memories resurface, along with her thirst for revenge. And she intends to settle the score. Surrounded by her allies, Ragnhild finds herself thrust into the heart of a war unlike anything she has ever known. The Shadormaran become bolder than ever, and betrayals abound. She must choose: save those she loves, save the world... or perish with it. Ragnahlild and her people must fight not only to protect the innocent... but to protect each other. Every choice matters, every mistake can cost a life, and the enemy pulling the strings is always one step ahead. And in the chaos that spreads across the world, only one certainty remains: no one is ready for what is about to come. In this second volume, all certainties shatter. Heroes fall. Shadows gain ground. And at the end of the road, a truth awaits Ragnhild: some battles are won, others are survived.

A story of two friends who had been together for so long. From college time to the office journey. Just friends? Maybe no. They were never friends. But they were scared to tell the truth. So, they took the easy path; friendship. But what would happen when they entered the peak of their youth? Wat would happen when they desire a partner to settle down. It would be messy, real, raw, full of chaos, secrecy, secret glances, a line between happiness and sadness.

Former best friends reunite to plan a show wedding that risks breaking before it even gets going. After a long series of setbacks, the big day comes but complications are not over yet.

A simple stumble. A puddle of water. And everything changes. Lisa could never have imagined that a misstep would catapult her into a world where magic is real, where creatures once thought to be mythical rule from the shadows... and where humans are nothing more than prey. Lost, hunted, surrounded by creatures as sublime as they are deadly, Lisa has only one goal: to survive long enough to find a way home. But everything becomes more complicated when she crosses paths with them. Him. Her saviour. Dangerous, unpredictable, unbearable, harbouring a dark secret... and yet unable to let her die. And the other one. The prince. Cold, powerful, possessive, terribly attractive... and determined to uncover all her secrets. Between burning glances, sharp barbs and silences thick with tension, Lisa finds herself trapped between two fae who could just as easily protect her... as destroy her. In a world where humans are weak, where alliances break as quickly as they are formed, and where every heartbeat could be fatal... she must learn to navigate a world that is not her own. And she must make a choice. Flee. Fight. Or give in to an attraction far more dangerous than magic itself. For in this realm... The real danger may not be death. But falling in love.

Some misunderstandings last a lifetime. Others just need one more holiday to fix them. Sabrina Quinn has her plan for this holiday all worked out. Step one: Avoid Cole Sumpter. Step two: Definitely avoid Cole Sumpter. This plan flies out the window the moment she sees him, and her heart remembers the boy she spent so many of her happiest moments with. Cole-the boy with the sun-bleached hair, surfer smile, and the annoying ability to act like nothing in the world bothers him-hasn't joined their combined family holidays in 15 months. Which would be fine... if Sabrina didn't still remember exactly how their last holiday together ended-and how much it hurt. Now they're stuck together for one more holiday before their lives change forever. Sabrina is heading into her final year of high school, and Cole is about to start university. Between ridiculous arguments, awkward almost-moments, and a misunderstanding that refuses to die, Sabrina is starting to suspect something dangerous: Maybe Cole isn't as carefree as he pretends. And maybe their story is only just beginning.

Nineteen year old Summer Byrne isn't like other girls- she's a fox soul. Her bloodline goes back centuries to when kings ruled Ireland, and witches protected the land. Summers bloodline is one blessed by magic and given the ability to transform into foxes at will. Alongside the fox shifters were the wolf shifters. Through time Summer and her family have lost the ability to transform, or so she thought. When Summer meets the new American in town, David Phelan, she finds that not all is as it seems, and unlocks secrets about herself and her ancestors. I uploaded this back in January, but I deleted it to re edit and polish it up. I hope you like it. I DO NOT GIVE ANYONE PERMISSION TO COPY MY BOOK.

Welcome to "Unscripted Instinct," the reality dating show where the producers have a plan, the sensors have a budget, and the contestants have absolutely no intention of following the script. In a world where 15 strangers are trapped in a marble villa for ratings, you'd expect romantic walks and fated scent-matches. Instead, you get Minho, a "Clinical Machine" Alpha who treats a date like a medical exam; Jisung, a "Chaos Variable" Alpha who treats a gala like a snack bar; and a "Pantry Trio" that spends more time picking locks on the snack cabinet than picking partners. While Wooyoung mixes drinks to drown out the sound of his own heart breaking over a "Primal Alpha" triangle, the producers are losing their minds in the trailer. Between the accidental scenting, the sabotaged sensors, and the 1:00 AM garden rebellions, the only thing guaranteed is that biology is about to file for divorce.

Adrien est un garçon mannequin qui vit une vie normale. Marinette est une jeune fille, passionnée par la mode, aux apparences lambdas, qui s'avère être la pire serial stalker que le siècle est rarement connu... 30/03/2026

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-Ambys Favourite Paranormal Novel 2024- - Winner of the Tricolor Triennial Awards Paranormal 2023 - Keeping her true nature hidden was supposed to be simple. Go to work, pay taxes, don't eat too many humans. Easy enough. But when Celandine Doukas crosses paths with the Supernatural Council's head of mysteries, and a necromancer with godlike ambitions, secrecy goes up in smoke. As tensions escalate and suspicion grows, Celandine finds herself drawn to the secretive Druid Leofstan, who is unafraid to challenge her facade and leave her grappling with the consequences of her actions. The only hope she has of proving her innocence is to hunt the true creature lurking within the darkness, but it's about to find out Celandine's claws are a lot sharper. Luckily, she isn't afraid to leave a few more bodies along the way, as being diabolical is deliciously delightful... Ranking achievements: #1 Paranormal, Shifter, Supernatural (June 24) # 1 Magic council, Unseelie, Faery, Spellcaster Druid #1 Fairies #4 Antagonist #11

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