Roasted Stories

All the comebacks you will ever need

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get roasted welcome to the everything book. how u got here? beats me. this book just might take u into the deepest depths of the internet. past the videos of cats and dogs being stupid. pics of hot anime boys. porn hub. kpop. jpop. pics of ugly jordans. and many other things. this book will take you to... the humor depths of the internet. so at least youll get a laugh out of this book. hopefully. im not that funny. well personally i think im funny. probably bc i laugh at my own jokes. y r u still reading this. this is too long. go read this book!! vote on it otherwise a crocodile will eat u at 2:30 am. gg. gl. hf. good day. and. good bai. for now.

A girl tries her hardest to win the heart of the girl who says she's something she's not? Wanna find out what happens on this shitty book? Be my guest.

Ever felt annoyed by the Queen Bee of your school who walks around thinking she is the only superior being alive? Or what about that dude who is so full of himself, he just toys around with girls as though they're Barbies that can be touched or undressed anytime? Or what about those wannabes who keep trying to show off themselves when really they're just a bunch of losers who are deluded to an extent you can't find anymore rays of hope to rescue them? Perhaps even those nasty bullies who keep attacking you on a personal level? (ง'̀-'́)ง (ง'̀-'́)ง (ง'̀-'́)ง Ughh, all of us have been there. ....... Well, well, well now you don't have to bother being the only one feeling the desire to get such idiots told off anymore. Hope you can relate your anger with these disses or if you're really in the mood to do a Thanos snap (quick yet destructive honey, always the best option) you could use these disses right on their faces and cause destruction 1000000 but only if you feel these are! Please Vote if you like them! Also requests are open!!

These are school roasts

The biggest Roast of 2017

So eventually this is the book of burns. so go check it out n maybe u can use some of the burns to burn your enemy or friends back? Ouh yeah if u see this emoji :✉ that means is a text.

A book full of "punny" roasts. Highest ~ #482 in Humor #16 in burned #993 in Humor on 9/10 #513 in Humor on 9/26

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Ouch! I can't believe I fell into a stove. Oh I didn't see you there. Hehe. Ummm.............just saying umm...........................uh.................ok I fell into a stove and know I'll be roasted cookies hehe! Can you help me get out of here BEFORE I DIE. Ok

How To Be The World's Handsome Man Without Being Him. A Story where Jin tells you how to be Worldwide Handsome without you being Worldwide Handsome. This story makes you feel more comfortable with your on skin. Probably. I am not sure. Author's Note: Also this is a work of fiction okay. This is book one of the Guide to... BTS Version. This cover just look at it. IT'S FReaking AMAzing. @SUGAHOBIC Show some love and go check her stories out. And yes they are just as amazing as her covers. Cover Credits: @SUGAHOBIC

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UR MOM IS DOG WATER AND THIS STORY IS GOING TO SHOW IT.

Here is a book of 99 BURNS. (INSULTS). Just so you guys know it is not real for anyone. It's just made up. Hope you guys enjoy.

Just a short funny book!