Shitpost Stories

Meet Y/n L/n. A 4th year highschool student at Ohio's school for the Demented- Special, school for the special, and an absolute menace to society along with the group of chuckle fucks he calls friends. And finally after a month of back to back to back exams it's finally summer vacation. And as per tradition in Y/n's friend group, summer vacation is primd opportunity to earn some fat cash inform of betting who will have the best, most craziest, most bat shit insane holiday out of everyone. And now it's up to Y/n to decide. Will he come out ontop with craziest summer vacation or will he loss and have to pay $100 loser fee. Or will he walk away with baddest baddies? Find out in "A Vacation To RIVAL Them All"

What had originally started off as a brief detour to another world for a box of chocolates had left Y/N with a job training Horse girls. In between him and his wife's adventures across the multiverse, he stops back in for a few years to train his Uma's. This is a log of the odd scenarios that seem to follow him while training his Uma's.

Bang bang bang, it's a guideverse featuring the TCF cast. Read as Cale gets swamped just for existing as a guide in a world full of hungry, alpha, sweaty, rut-driven, male espers alongside your untrustworthy narrator. Also, I'm just writing this for fun. So don't expect anything to make sense. Read this if you know English.

When Y/N woke up today, the last thing he expected was to hop to a post apocalyptic universe full of cyborg women where he would have the title of commander foisted upon him. Really, of all the people to lead a squad of soldiers, you picked the weird magic slingling seventeen year old who just randomly showed up and destroyed a rather large amount of the genocidal robots that forced you all underground barehanded? Okay yeah, putting it that way the decision seems kind of obvious. Ah well. It's not like he had anything better to do. Leading a squad of hot women sounds like a fun time. Running an outpost and filling out requisition forms though...he could do without all of that nonsense. //// "Rapi..." "Commander?" "We'll bang, ok?"

She didn't understand any of it. Every day was the same routine. It wasn't natural. She needed to escape. She needed salvation. She shouted her desire to live into the digital void. And a Being from beyond answered.

[This is an OC x Nezha LMK fanfic. Read at your own cringe-risk.] '...It was a very dignified thought. Nothing like the casual Y/Ns of the 20th century. It was this: I want to eat a cheeseburger from the cafeteria.' Hello, there, dear reader. I see you've stumbled upon my-URGH, can we skip the formalities? Do you know how many times I have to say this script over and over again to same-but-different readers? Here it is, simply put-a lot! I'll try not to make this too long, so here we go. Ellie is our female protagonist-unfortunately-and she's thirteen this year. She's a fangirl who's seen as a hippie and just not the standard thirteen-year-old of T-M-S. That's her school, by the way. And then it was on a mundane Monday (see what I did there?) that a boy who shares the looks and name of her favorite character, Li Nezha, came to attend her school. But is he really just a boy? Or is he (obviously) a mysterious deity? (Guys, come on, we all know what the answer is.)

Yes, i could post these anywhere else, but i like keeping my writing in one place, so i'm putting these here (i am very much an amature at script writing)

Stuff I've made at like 1AM on a school night

A fanfiction (crackfic) about the discord server I'm in. Don't expect it to make sense... or be good... it's intentional I swear. This is absolutely going to alienate anyone who isn't in the server, but feel free to have a look anyway I guess. Enjoy the confusion.

Ehe... I guess... I am a Forsaken fan...

Iwazumi has moved on since he left. At least, that's what he tells himself when he stares up at the ceiling with the bright idea of calling him up and asking how he's been all the way in Brazil. But, that's not going to happen, he knows that. A/N I just wanted to post this to get it off my drafts tbh. This was actually my first time ever writing fanfiction as well so I'm not expecting it to be great but yk. I might update later on who knows. please be nice vro im a minor🥹✌️ none of the characters are mine, obviously and all rights belong to Furudate so ya

Random thoughts with some gems in between.

this is just a throw away lol

Don't judge me too hard or I will cry. And neither of us will be happy. Thank you! 😊

Koriku S1: Follow Korekiyo and Riku durring their day to day lives working at McDonalds. Here you'll get to experience all the wacky situations their coworkers get into. Sometimes you'll even get to hnag out with their rivals, Taco Bell and Chick-Fil-A. Koriku S2: N/A Koriku S3: N/A

Just sum drawing's i draw Edit : I have lost interest on this art book U_U

A book of art, shitposts and other stuff made for an obscure animated cartoon (Possibly did this to promote my new askblog) LINK: https://welcometofairytaleestate.tumblr.com/

basically this is a story if Oliver from fpe had a little sister. that's it.

'God I hope not'

this is the second part of my first one shot book. this one has Hamilton added! yay! enjoy!