Got a problem with me? Cute.

Got a problem with my book? Even cuter.

You thinking of reporting my work? Sweetheart, I swear on every god in every mythology - I will find your address and show up at your doorstep. Not joking. I absolutely can and will.



Mute. Block. Move on.

This is Wattpad, not a battlefield - but if you want war, I have time. 



And to the genuine readers



You've stumbled into the chaos. Welcome.



I'm a writer - which is a fancy way of saying I argue with imaginary people and cry over plot holes of my own making. I specialize in starting new stories while ignoring the 17 unfinished ones staring at me like disappointed parents.



My writing process? Step 1: Panic. Step 2: Overthink. Step 3: Forget what I was doing and binge snacks instead.



Writer of fiction, champion of green flags, and an unlicensed therapist to all my emotionally well-adjusted characters.



While the world sets fire to everything with toxic love triangles and gaslighting galore, I'm over here handing my characters self-awareness, healthy boundaries, and the ability to apologize like adults. Radical, I know.