Vishy

Kya haal chaal hai guyz

find someone who looks at you the way modi ji looks at meloni ji

i love how wattpad is filled with abusive relationship stories and there's millions of reads on those, but what surprises me most is their authors, mostly indian girls living in tier 2 cities and desptite having been experienced domestic violence they fantasize such stuff, behen tu ghaziabad mein rhti hai once your partner chokes you, you'll be in mortuary, there's no " romantic abuse " TT

Yooo 

this new alert system by govt where they literally give u a heart attack with that loud warning on phone, is so frightening, don't make me feel like i'm under nuclear attack when it's just LOO

now that i'm 22 i understand why people sometimes say " jawani chadh gyi hai" cause i get sudden urges of running 5k or i'll get horny for absolutely no reason at all, baithe baithe itni garmi mein batao yaar ye bhi koi baat hai

i just saw 2 people talking to each other ( here on wattpad) like they're really hungry " wanna eat me" and " bite my thighs", bhot gareeb type ke log rhte hain yahan, daal chawal se pet nhi bhar raha ig, mera desh badal raha hai aage badh raha hai

69 followers ahem ahem

Happy 69 lol

Hello mitron