IsaBell

Well, well, well
          Looks like you found my Super-Duper-Mega-Fantastic Caine Game for Curing Boredom!
          That means each and every one of you has earned a free ticket to play
          What? No, no, I don′t wanna play
          Ha-ha-ha-ha, that's a weird way to say you wanna play
          Ah-a, no, no, no, not again
          
          Couldn′t help but get the vibe you guys might not be feelin' so fine (I hate my life)
          That's not a big surprise (ooh)
          I′ve got just the cure in mind, if you can let me give this a try
          (It′s time) to free that big ol' smile
          
          If you love adventure, you′re in luck
          I couldn't give half a flying fu-
          Go through with no clue
          You′ll be surprised when you realize
          It gets so much better than real life
          
          Dum-dum, this sucks, life is feelin' like a bunch′a-
          Humdrum, bum-bum, bangin' in my head
          I'm trapped inside of the back of my mind
          I′ve gotta leave
          I′ve got no happy place
          
          So glad you're having fun, but our wacked-out party′s only begun (it's never done)
          Gonna leave you saying things like, "Why is this happening?" (Why?)
          And, "What am I doing here and how?" (What?) (How?)
          "Am I gonna top this now?"
          
          If you love adventure, you′re in luck
          I couldn't give half a flying fu-
          Go through with no clue
          You′ll be surprised when you realize
          It gets so much better than real life
          
          Dum dum, this sucks, life is feelin' like a bunch'a-
          Humdrum, bum-bum, bangin′ in my head!
          I′m trapped inside of the back of my mind
          I've gotta leave
          
          It′s impolite to be deceiving
          Why break the rules or bother leaving?
          I know what you need, though you may not agree
          But I'll show the world, and without me, you will see
          How awful it could be
          How awful it could be
          Ravenous violence, and torture, and agony
          You′re better off with me
          Thriving in our happy family
          
          We all learned a valuable lesson here today
          I know you don't really hate my adventures
          You love me, and I love you too

It′s not easy having yourself a good time
          Greasing up those bets and betters
          Watching out they don't four-letter
          Fuck and kiss you both at the same time
          Smells like something I′ve forgotten
          Curled up died and now it's rotten
          
          I'm not a gangster tonight
          Don′t wanna be a bad guy
          I′m just a loner, baby
          And now you've gotten in my way
          
          I can′t decide
          Whether you should live or die
          Oh, you'll probably go to heaven
          Please don′t hang your head and cry
          No wonder why
          My heart feels dead inside
          It's cold and hard and petrified
          Lock the doors and close the blinds
          We′re going for a ride
          
          It's a bitch convincing people to like you
          If I stop now call me a quitter
          If lies were cats you'd be a litter
          Pleasing everyone isn′t like you
          Dancing jigs until I′m crippled
          Slug ten drinks, I won't get pickled
          
          I′ve got to hand it to you
          You've played by all the same rules
          It takes the truth to fool me
          And now you′ve made me angry
          
          I can't decide
          Whether you should live or die
          Oh, you′ll probably go to heaven
          Please don't hang your head and cry
          No wonder why
          My heart feels dead inside
          It's cold and hard and petrified
          Lock the doors and close the blinds
          We′re going for a ride
          
          Oh, I could throw you in the lake
          Or feed you poisoned birthday cake
          I won′t deny I'm gonna miss you when you′re gone
          Oh, I could bury you alive
          But you might crawl out with a knife
          And kill me when I'm sleeping, that′s why
          
          I can't decide
          Whether you should live or die
          Oh, you′ll probably go to heaven
          Please don't hang your head and cry
          No wonder why
          My heart feels dead inside
          It's cold and hard and petrified
          Lock the doors and close the blinds
          We′re going for a ride