My bio? Oh, it's just a tiny door into the beautifully delusional world I live in-because let's be real, reality is boring and highly disappointing.
Some people call my basic expectations "high standards." That's adorable. I just think their idea of "normal" is buried six feet under the basement floor.
You're welcome to step into this glorious disaster. No pressure, though. If it's too much, I'm sure you'll find something "better" (aka calmer, safer, less chaotic) somewhere else. I won't even judge. Much.
But if you also believe we're all a little mad and just need a good stage to wave our weird flags proudly... then welcome to the Madhouse.
And yes, I know I probably need therapy. But this is cheaper.