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How are things where you are? I am still diligently working on "Rival's Love," and on "Safi's Legacy."
I had a chicken attempting to peck my boots the other day; sadly, for the chicken, at least, the boots are steel toe caps.
*Buzz Off, Part One*
*Vitani and Madoa are standing outside a large Stately Home, Madoa reading a map.*
Madoa: Ah, this is the place, 'Tani ~ Honey Castle, Proprietor: B. Hives.
Vitani: B. Hives?
Madoa: Mr. Bob Hives. He's the King of the local honey trade.
Vitani: That's a ridiculous alias. It'd be like calling a Vanguard Commander "General Frontline."
*Madoa picks up a box of honey samples from the back seat of Tiifu's car*
Madoa: [Laughs] It's just his name, lil sis. They don't choose their titles based on tactical advantages. Now, check your belt buckle and make your ruler ready. We have a sale of 5,000 jars to secure before dusk.
Vitani: If his name is Hives, and he makes honey, that makes the bees the real Infantry around here. The threat is internal. I'll establish a defensive perimetre near the hives.
Madoa: Please don't weaponise the insects, Scout. Just follow the scent trail to the labelling machine.
*Vitani fingers the name badge pinned to her jumper.*
Vitani: So we're living here for 12 Months, are we?
Madoa: *Nods* If all goes well. That means you need to be on your best behaviour ~ no pouncing on toddlers, no calling the Real Estate appraisers 'Agents of The Shadow Buyer,' and absolutely NO cross ~ threading the garden hoses.
Vitani: I can maintain the discipline, big sis. The financial independence is worth the restraint. 12 Months labelling honey pots will help secure my financial independence and University placement.
Madoa: Good, 'cause I'm not bailing you out, 'Tani, I'm just your trainer. Let's make sure we both survive to see the contract through.
Vitani: The perimetre is secure, Madoa. I will not fail the mission.
*Vitani and Madoa enter the Castle Foyer*
Vitani: Tiba's intelligence brief has been