Sweet Potato

So uh I'm going to Church now (family dragged me along) and uhm am I cooked if they find out about me writing fanfiction?

So my irl friend was not joking when they said they found my Wattpad account

I have many more guys
          
          Frank:*gets claimed* oh.. Mars... Great, haha!...
          Orion: That makes no sense, you're nothing like Clarisse.
          Mars: *glares at Orion*
          Orion: You aren't scary, you lost a fight against an untrained twelve year old!
          Mars: watch your tone!
          Orion: watch your face and see how we suffer in your presence!
          Frank: Orion! Don't disrespect the gods!
          Orion: No, I do this every other day, it's hilarious to rage bait them.
          Frank: What?!
          Mars: *annoyed*
          Orion: It's fun until Artemis or Hestia are angry. They are scarier than everyone. I mean- Diane and Vesta.
          Frank: you've meat them?!
          Orion: I mean, they're really chill. Diane's hunters are also very nice, unless you're an asshole.
          Mars:*Ready to tell Hera about the fact Orion is kind of being obvious with the fact he remembers everything*
          Orion: Wait, except Annabeth. She's scarier than Scylla, but Scylla isn't actually too bad.
          Everyone:*Wtf is he talking about*
          
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          Jason: so you're Orion? The demi-primordial?
          Orion: Yep. And you are?
          Jason: Jason Grace. 
          Orion: Oh you're the son of Jupiter.
          Jason: Sorry, it's just... I expected you to be... Grander.
          Orion: I expected you to be hotter.
          Jason: what?
          Orion: huh?
          
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          Orion: Luke- Octavian has a chance at Praetor? I know how to fix this. *takes off his belt sword*
          Reyna: Lake, you are on Probatio, dont manage to demote yourself further.
          Orion: But quick and easy fix to the problem is.. removing the problem.
          Reyna: That's not how we do it here.
          Orion: Where I come from, we can fight each other as much as we want as long as we don't actually kill. Why not just... Slice off his leg?
          Reyna:... Where are you from
          Orion: Somewhere better than this military camp.

Orion and EPIC Ares meeting:
          
          Orion: Ares? You hiding that ugly face now?
          Ares: You don't have the right to insult me, not only because I'm a god, but because you're a coward!
          Orion: what-
          Ares: You didn't even kill Scylla!
          Orion: why would I kill my sister? Dumbass.
          Ares: I'll kill you! *raises his sword*
          Orion: Now this is fun.*literally just clicks his fingers*
          Thalássios: *nom nom a god*

BOO I'm bored

Reliving paw patrol guys save me(don't save me I'm very happy with this heheheheehehehheeh)

guys wdym that I can't make a new fanfic with every idea I get? WHAT DOES IT MEAN? (i keep seeing edits of TV shows, it's like tiktok wants me to write myself into a hole right through earthಥ⁠╭⁠╮⁠ಥ

No one: YOU CANT ADOPT EVERY FICTIONAL CHARACTER YOU LIKE
          
          Me: *gasp*
          
          No one: No, micro, I didn't mean it-
          
          Me: how dare you *Holds the Fault Ripper, Delta, Valentina, and every other fictional character I've adopted close* How dare you say that to my children

ALSO I don't remember if I did compliment it already but I love the cover for Forever Me And You!

Each '///' means begining skit, I don't know if there will be a HoO series so this is all I got
          
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          Percy:*can't remember anything*
          Orion:*Swore he wouldn't tell Percy, he just wanted to make sure he'd be okay, now he has to watch Perseus struggle with sudden memories that hurt him*
          
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          Orion: Nico.
          Nico: Do you know me? *having his own mission, acting as if he didn't know the two*
          Orion: No. I guessed.
          Nico: Well, good guess, Orion.
          
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          Reyna: but you spoke with my sister before both of you and the other one, Annabeth, destroyed our home.
          Orion: a spa?*realises she was talking about Circe's spa* oh...
          Percy: It's a blank.
          Orion: it's a guinea pig adopted center.
          Percy: what?
          Orion: what?
          Percy: do you remember it?
          Orion: remember what?
          Percy: the spa!
          Orion: what spa?
          Percy: The spa you called a guinea pig adoption center!
          Orion: I don't know anything about a spa.
          Reyna: Silence. *Glaring*
          Orion: sorry, ma'am.
          
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          Octavian:*exists*
          Orion: Luke?...
          Octavian: who?
          Orion: nevermind..
          
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          Orion: you remind me of someone..
          Hylla: Who?
          Orion:*Thinking of Zöe* I don't remember. *Lying*
          
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          Hazel: Percy? Are you okay?
          Orion: he's fine. He's just confused because of the Centaurs and Cyclopes.
          Percy:*panic*
          Hazel:why?
          Orion: oh because- nevermind.
          Hazel: just tell us!
          Orion: no I can't. Chi- Juno'd kill me if I did.
          Hazel: *confused*
          Orion: And I think I've pissed her off too much in my life.
          
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          Iris:*talking with Frank*
          Orion: *Fangirling about the shirts*