No I do not like pizzaburger (sorry gang)

got bored and decided to be a smurf on my alt account in forsaken
          
          this john doe could NOT handle losing to me who had 1 day of playtime displayed so they started to trash talk me in chat and my whole team roasted them 
          
          literally it had me giggling so much because i read things like “maybe guest is just better at you” “get good at the game then” “take the L” and it made me see a spark in humanity again
          
          (they kept targeting me each round they were killer afterwards and lost all of them because my team actually cared about each other)

played the forsaken april fools update
          
          
          WHY THE FUCK CAN I HEAR EVERYONE IN VC REGARDLESS OF HOW FAR AWAY THEY ARE OR IF THEYRE IN A LOBBY

the draft for waf chapter 11 is 4414 words. you have been warned for the future ahead

yo. chapters 11 & 12 for we aren’t friends may be delayed because i’m putting more time into them so don’t expect them so soon like my recent uploads!! papa main is cooking something up trust

tw: suggestive stuff mentioned
          
          while i’ve been SLACKING off i’ve been reading a really cool book and also found this one book (no name dropping btw) and uhm. That freakiness escalated QUICKLY. second chapter and they’re already getting dirty bro ;A;

THANK YOU FOR ADDING DOTD TO YOUR READING LIST AUGDKAJDHLJAH
          
          in gratitude i changed the description and its BETTER. GENUINELY THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE SUPPORT

OMG NOLI7N7 SHIPPER AND 5SOS FAN LETS BE FRIENDS 

—> IMPORTANT <—
          
          HI MY EPIC PEOPLE!!!!! I just wanted to say that I’ll be working on my other 77Noli book (We Aren’t Friends) and will be taking another (sadly) hiatus for the oneshot book. Yes yes, I know, papa Main has been neglecting that book a lot, but I need to start working more on WAF since the whole point I made it in the first place was to have another project to work on besides the oneshot.. and like, you know, there’s know point if I just ignore it…
          
          Anyway, the oneshot book will officially be paused for uploads and any requests will also be delayed too!! (But still feel free to request, I’ll get to it at some point when I feel like I can head back to the oneshot book.) Please go read We Aren’t Friends if you like young 77Noli AUs!!

Are you guys ALLERGIC to angst

Why did i read that doublefedora fanfic