All right, if I'm going to be on this website, let's get a few things straight.

1. One Direction is okay. 
  I mention this because I've noticed that about 80% of the Wattpad community is made up of 12-`16 year old girls who absolutely love and worship One Direction, at least to the point where this website is saturated with 1D material.

  I will not be reading 1D fanfictions. So don't ask me to.

  I have plenty of friends who absolutely hate One Direction's guts, but I don't judge a book by its cover or even by its good/shitty reviews. In my eyes, they're okay. Their songs are okay. The actual people in it are okay. Harry Styles has a pretty cool name, but he's just okay, too. They're okay. Nothing else.

2. I'm a male.
  I mention this because again, 80% of Wattpad's community seems to be made up of females, so I am in the minority. Yes, I am a male who likes to write mushy teen romance fiction, and sometimes, I like to read a good mushy teen romance fiction, as well. Just not Twilight mushy.

3. Feel free to send me stories to read.
  BUT keep in mind, I am 1) very lazy and 2) very critical, so if you're into waiting three weeks for a review and for that review to be absolutely heartwrenchingly honest, then sure, send me your teen romance mystery high school fantasy story or whatever it is you've concocted.

4. I will not do follow-for-follow.
  If it's a situation in which I like your work and you enjoy mine, sure. But if F4F is intended to be purely a pointless number-building exercise, then no.