Wait...who's there? (Curious girl with the pearl earring staring at your soul (⊙﹏⊙)
Is that...is that a person? ( Ultra cool cat uses his sniffy organ to verify 'smells like hooman', lowers his sunglasses 'looks like hooman')
A wonderful, amazing person who came to see my profile? (Screaming lady continues screaming ┗|｀O′|┛)
Well then, hiiii.... (Mona Lisa gives you a little mysterious half-smile, half-smirk)