I am a lizard person bred for warfare. My planet was destroyed, but not before my parents shipped me off to the cosmos. Luckily, a friendly space dolphin found me. I rode on its back for centuries, flying through space. Eventually I got tired of my space-faring life and found a planet inhabited by the most curious organisms. Obviously I decided to destroy this planet, but I was already in its gravitational field. I was pulled down to earth and now I work with other aliens in an organization called NASA in an attempt to find a way off this planet. Oh, and I also write occasionally.