SnippyDaTurtle
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Well wouldn't you know a sneak peak into my next work of art. Hopeffuly first two chapters out sometime maybe tomrorow or monday depending on da brain cell
Grabbing a handful of ranch sauce packets, Mikey turns back to Ray and shows them off like a little kid showing off a disgusting dried up dead lizard carcass they found. “Dude didn’t this restaurant get shut down because the student workers at the coffee shop on the second floor got pissed at the restaurant because one of their student coworkers snitched that a coffee shop coworker cheated on a test and then ratted that guy out to his frat for failing grades. And then the coffee shop coworkers put laxatives in the soda machine during our freshman new student welcome week and all the parents were attending as well and it was a literal shit show?”
“Micheal, you scare the shit out of me sometimes.” “Why-Better yet, how the fuck on god’s green earth did you figure that out?”
“Homeboy, I am a university tour guide. I know everything there is to know about campus. I magentally attract all the lore and all the tea about everything icky, cool, creepy, and disgusting that has taken place on campus since its founding in 1835 to today 2005.” Pushing his glasses back on the bridge of his nose, a sharp shutter rattles Mikey’s ribs. Being told fun stories by past alumni who attended the university or old timers who enjoy thinking back on those good old days is kind-of neat until it turns into the most jaw-dropping story that most definitely did not need to be shared outloud.
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Old people in-general seem to have no social awareness that their detailed stories about publicly streaking in-front of the university president’s house or skinny dipping in the waterfall fountain by the student center are things Mikey never wanted to hear in his life. Like, no-one attending a university campus tour expects or wants to hear about an old geezer describing in agonizing detail how he used the campus med unit when he got frostbite on a certain manly body part. Oh and also he got frostbite down there because it was winter in New Jersey and some random guy who he met in an introduction to animal science agriculture class that he stumbled into looking for a different class dared him to go stick his - Well actually to keep things pg-13 and somewhat family friendly Mikey mentally ends the story there.
