Hi. My name is Zachary Jones. I'm kinda a standard person, or at least when it comes to backgrounds. On the inside I've always been kinda... Odd, I guess? I'm a fairly intelligent person, in fact I was in the top 12% of 5th graders for my state, top 2% for my school. And yet, I'm sort of just weird. I've never tried to use my knowledge or humor to get popular, I used it to protect people that were like me. Freaks, nerds, outcasts. I normally became the punching bag for the entire school, which kept the other weirdos from being attacked.

In my spare time, I tend to play video games, watch TV, and read books. I guess that's kinda how I got the inspiration to write my own books.

So yeah. Now you've heard my story. Thanks for reading.