Inkbleed

I just randomly wrote the entire script for chapter 5 in one sitting
          
          This is the same mind that procrastinates on waking up btw

With my powers combined,
          
          
          A 90s bully would shove me in a locker

WHY DOES MY TABLET THINK I HAVE ALZHEIMERS BRO TOT

Dang that nap was so good I forgot the new chapter is tomorrow

Congratulations to McAffe for having one of the worst advertising strategies I’ve ever seen!

Fun fact: you’re not supposed to feel pain when standing still, no matter how long you’re standing. Learned that today, I knew I had chronic pain but I didn’t realize how bad it actually was

I keep forgetting how good naps feel omg

I am not putting a vending machine on the beach

Apparently measles has been breaking out around North America again because people think that injected simulations of deadly viruses that train the immune system can alter your dna and change the structure of your entire brain
          
          “Oh my son shouldn’t take a driving test, it will turn him into a bear!”

In case you were wondering Wattpad still hates my mobile devices, writing this from a computer