I can't goon!

Sry for deleting all the actually-good smut but I couldn't have the opposition finding it
  • JoinedJune 23, 2021


Stories by John Smut
Function: Into the Functional Cinematic Universe! by TheBigFunction
Function: Into the Functional Cine...
When slightly-above-average-weenie-wielder (2 whole inches!) billionaire rizzler philanthropist Calvin Functi...
A Soaking Tale by TheBigFunction
A Soaking Tale
Calvin soaks with a hot goth mormon woman
Once A Goon by TheBigFunction
Once A Goon
When the Gooner's Republic is overthrown, it's up to the ultimate gooner to take back control and bring back...
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