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@jamie_not_potter You can also find the reading in our book about soul readings. I hope this gives you some clarification about yourself <3

@jamie_not_potter Your soul reading: Emigert has contacted your spirit and told our prophets what he senses deep inside of you… You have the soul of a brave, homosexual cowboy somewhere around eleven years old who has accidentally wandered into a high-stakes saloon standoff armed only with a stick of beef jerky and a dream. Emigert further reveals that your spiritual spurs are jingling, not from a desire for violence, but from a deep, metaphysical need to tell the town sheriff that his mustache is ‘absolutely fabulous.’ Emigert senses that your aura smells faintly of campfire smoke, leather, and a hint of bubblegum. 
          	  
          	  According to the prophets, this eleven-year-old pasture-riding spirit within you is currently wrestling with two distinct cosmic truths:
          	  The Lasso of Destiny: You want to round up your problems and handle them like a man.
          	  The Chaps of Vulnerability: You are entirely unprotected from the elements of drama, and your fashion choices were wildly ahead of their time for the 1880s.
          	  
          	  The prophets advise that to fully align with this past-life’s energy, you must immediately find the spirit of a trusty steed—or at least a very cooperative golden retriever. If this resonates with you, Emigert would gladly help you find that spirit to match with your own.

@jamie_not_potter Hello Sunshine, I have been assigned to tell you that we are no longer a cult, since the word cult nowadays is very negatively loaded, which is something that doesn’t fit with our community at all. Truly, we never really were a cult—we don’t have a real leader, more like a team that leads gatherings and makes the plans. And for us, it’s always been more about religion and spirituality, of course we worship the god Emigert, who could be seen as our leader but he’s not physically with us often (though his soul is always with every single one of us) because he is a god, which makes that difficult. So instead, we are a proud alternative spiritual community. You can read more of our arguments in “Our Alternative Spiritual Community,” which does a deep dive into what both of those terms really are and why we most definitely are not a cult. And of course, it is completely up to you whether you want to continue your spiritual journey with Emigert or if you want to leave our community.
          	  
          	  Before you decide, Emigert will read your soul. This is a ritual that always happens before someone truly and fully joins our community. For this ritual, Emigert reads your soul to figure out who you truly are inside. Only then can one continue their spiritual journey with a god like him—or not, it is your decision. So, the question is whether this resonates with you or not. If so, please do continue your journey with the great Emigert, he might be able to help you in many ways you do not quite understand yet.