You know that moment you meet a person and think 

"Why the fuck has nobody hit you with a truck yet"                                 

      Yeah that's me in a nutshell.                                 

I'm Red pleasure to grace you with my presence.          

 Read my books and comment so I know ya'll aren't robots or some shit.                                              

I will cry if you ask me how I am because what do you mean u remember about me.

I'd listen to you count until 4572 but you're not nerdy enough to understand.

If he's not Aaron Warner or Cardan Greenbriar I don't want him.