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Cinnamon: We spotted a Lurantis in the T.I.D.E, but they disappeared afterwards. Still got the Kudos, though.
          
          Cassia: What's your favorite Chuck Norris joke? Mine is where his swims on land.

Glinda: "The Iridescent Veil" has reached 10 reads, and I have no other words.
          
          Memoria: I have a few; thank you.

Glinda: Don't be alarmed by the title change, we've been putting it off for far too long.
          
          Marigold: We fear the old title has been compromised.
          
          Cinnamon: The new title is for the Tale Weavers to navigate their way back. Which reminds me, I might stop by their T.I.D.E. later. They've been gaining traction lately. Are you all okay with handling the board for now?
          
          Memoria: Yes.
          
          Cardamom: *squeaks* Meh.

Happy Easter

Cinnamon: Welcome to Spring—
          
          Glinda: Holy Shiinotic, the first Skits reached 300 reads! Don't know what's going on with the uptick, but we're glad someone's enjoying it.

Cinnamon: Happy St. Patrick's day. 
          
          Glinda: Do the Phantumps even enjoy corned beef and cabbage, or should I just give them some mini cupcakes and call it a day?
          
          Cinnamon: Let's start with the corned beef, *mutters* not sure how Marigold is with boiling the cabbage.
          
          Marigold: I heard that, and Paprika's lessons will not be in vain.

Cinnamon: The "W.H.O.A." has reached 200 reads. The Miracle Clan tries cutting the Hyacinth some slack, or at least one of them does, the other chewed her out for her mistakes.
          
          Glinda: *pie in hand* Happy Pi day! *rears her arm back*
          
          Cinnamon: *grabs Glinda’s wrist* Glinda, what did I say about throwing food at the screen?
          
          Glinda: This is coconut cream, not banana.
          
          Cinnamon: At least let me get the pie slicer and a set of plates with spoons.

Cinnamon: "The Amethyst Dragon" got 10 reads? They were only playing the tale by the ear as they didn't completely analyze the memories of the Willow.
          
          Glinda: *throws a fistful of popcorn at the screen* Eat popcorn, Beasties!
          
          Cinnamon: No no, Glinda, we haven't distributed their individual trays yet.

Glinda: Huh? Almost 30 reads on "Nature's Creation." You hear that, Marigold? Our niece's research has not been in vain.
          
          Marigold: She would've studied those Guests anyway, no matter how tragic their upbringings were, especially the Violet and the Willow.

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