JazNotBoo

So period cramps were being a bitch, and I am heavily sleep deprived so to my dumbass brain the only option was calling a guy friend of mine. So it’s six at night and I’m on a call with my guy friend who is reading his geography assignment aloud in an attempt to distract me. My drama queen ass wails about how gross periods are and the poor guy was so awkward cause he didn’t know whether to agree or disagree. 
          
          Sorry dude, next time I’ll call Boo.
          
          Anyway night bitches hope y’all sleep well.

Hellooo how r uuu

Y’all I accidentally came out to my Mamgu and Opa today. So we were all talking and I said something like: oh yeah, (female actress) is hot. Then I said: dammit, I’m one of em queers. Silence at the dinner table. My sister is holding in laughter, my mother is looking between me and the grandparents. Mamgu has food halfway to her mouth, Opa is staring at me. Fucking movie style scene I’m crying why is this how I come out.

Hey guys! Reminders are going out to those who haven’t submitted! With five days left we are cutting it close!

Okay so like, if I was hypothetically slipping out of my BSD hyper fixation how mad would y’all be?

Happy Easter!

Six days to go! The end draws ever nearer!

Ten days left! WRITE WRITE WRITE

Struggling to restrain my gay. I am so weak for pet names dude. One of my friends stared me in the EYES. And went: “hey, baby, can I have some of that cookie?” That bitch knew what she was doing. I froze up and sort of stupidly nodded and everyone laughed so fuck you my friends. Anyway in case I forget happy early Easter humans.

f4f, love?