In the words of Kurtis Conner I'm the major (author) you have to be nice to me it's the law...Please be nice I will cry 

My hyperfixations include Red Dead Redemption 1 and 2, Skyrim, music, Sons of Anarchy, Supernatural, The Walking Dead, Peaky Blinders, witchcraft, witches, magic, Norse mythology, death, smut, the 1970s, 1980s, and 1920s Wild West, outlaws, and so on. 

My taste in men is for the fictional toxic type. My fake husbands include Daryl Dixon, John Marston, Arthur Morgan, Cullen Bohannon, Brynjolf, Bjorn, and Kaidan (modded Skyrim characters), the wolf twins Farkas and Vilkas, James Hetfield, Josh Kiszka, Tomas Shelby, Ragnar, Floki, Bjorn Ironside, Ubbe Lothbrok, Captain John Price, Keegan Russ, Koenig, and honestly, there are too many to list. (If you're curious, check out the reading lists below.) 

I hope you've enjoyed what I've written so far. If you decide to stay and read what's to come, I have a surprise for you! You're now my closest friend, boogie-woogie. Thank you so much for checking out this small Wattpad author who used to write cringeworthy YouTuber fanfics. But now, I've graduated to writing cringe-worthy fanfics about video game characters and TV shows, with some original plot and definitely better grammar and overall speech.